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left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)
Mon Apr 4, 2022, 05:21 PM Apr 2022

Ohio Sex Toy Thief Was Caught In Act

An Ohio man is facing a theft charge after allegedly stealing $336.93 worth of sex toys from an adult novelty store, according to police who prepared an explicit inventory of the purloined goods. Cops responded Saturday morning to a panic alarm from a Cirilla’s store in Elyria, a city 30 miles west of Cleveland.
Cirilla’s is a 60-store chain with outlets across the Midwest.

A store employee identified the shoplifting suspect as a white male male “carrying a large knife on his hip.” Upon arriving at the store, officers spotted Joshua Millsap, 28, exiting Cirilla’s and entering the passenger side of a Ford sedan parked outside. When confronted by police, Millsap reportedly admitted stealing merchandise from the store.

After cops recovered some of the sex toys from the vicinity of the car’s passenger seat, a Cirilla’s clerk advised that other items were still missing. Millsap then reportedly copped to cutting “a slit in his jacket” and concealing other sex toys inside the garment. An officer “checked the jacket and located the additional items,” according to an Elyria Police Department report which included seven recovered sex toys and their respective retail prices. Millsap was cited for misdemeanor theft. Since he was the subject of an outstanding warrant in another jurisdiction, Elyria police turned Millsap over to the Ohio State Patrol.

For those interested in photos and descriptions of the stolen goods, the Cirilla’s web site allows visitors to search for items like the $42.99 “Urethral Sound Trainer” and the $99.99 “Shape Shifter Inflatable Butt Plug.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/ohio-explicit-inventory-216750

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Ohio Sex Toy Thief Was Caught In Act (Original Post) left-of-center2012 Apr 2022 OP
Getting a bad vibe from this guy. n/t gay texan Apr 2022 #1
Holy shit...does his basement have a well in it? The Unmitigated Gall Apr 2022 #2
To be fair, sex toys ARE wildly overpriced ... some of the highest markup products on the planet Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2022 #3
Maybe someone could start a charity whathehell Apr 2022 #8
Yeah, it worked for Robin Hood. dameatball Apr 2022 #9
Not sure Robin Hood stole sex toys.. whathehell Apr 2022 #10
I bet such a charity would be greatly appreciated by the general community now that you mention it Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2022 #13
The "general community"? whathehell Apr 2022 #14
"Urethral sound trainer"? 3catwoman3 Apr 2022 #4
If you're going to Google, might want to use Incognito Mode and make sure you're not connected Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2022 #6
I'm not even tempted... 3catwoman3 Apr 2022 #15
Putting the "O" in Ohio! True Dough Apr 2022 #5
For some reason, this came to mind ... left-of-center2012 Apr 2022 #7
She Bop? twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #11
huh ? left-of-center2012 Apr 2022 #12

The Unmitigated Gall

(4,523 posts)
2. Holy shit...does his basement have a well in it?
Mon Apr 4, 2022, 05:29 PM
Apr 2022

Don’t like his look at all. There’s kind of a blank intensity there.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
3. To be fair, sex toys ARE wildly overpriced ... some of the highest markup products on the planet
Mon Apr 4, 2022, 05:30 PM
Apr 2022

The $336 'worth' of toys probably cost all of $15 to actually make.

Not that I've ever ... you know, priced them out or anything like that.

Still ... stealing is bad.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
6. If you're going to Google, might want to use Incognito Mode and make sure you're not connected
Mon Apr 4, 2022, 05:41 PM
Apr 2022

to the work VPN.

That's definitely my policy on these matters, ymmv ...

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