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OKNancy

(41,832 posts) Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:15 PM Feb 2012

Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Oklahoma’s Personhood Bil

http://jezebel.com/5883026/brilliant-democratic-state-senator-tacks-every-sperm-is-sacred-clause-to-oklahomas-personhood-bill

Undaunted by the monumental failure of Personhood USA's push to declare fertilized human eggs exactly the same as grown ass adults in Mississippi, conservatives in Oklahoma have pushed forward with their own Personhood Bill. But one Democratic smartass isn't having it, and she finds the whole thing so absurd that she tacked on an amendment of her own that would outlaw the spilling of semen in any location other than a woman's vagina.

State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has served Oklahoma's 48th Senate District since 2005, but it was yesterday's introduction of Senate Bill 1433 that really pushed her over the edge. The bill sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception, before it's even implanted in the womb, and offers full legal protection to those tiny multicelled lumps. In the words of the bill, "the unborn child at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state."

Johnson submitted an amendment of her own to the bill, which would have added the language,

However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.

That means no masturbating. No wet dreaming. No blow jobs or facials or pulling out and coming on your lady's stomach, dudes

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Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Oklahoma’s Personhood Bil (Original Post) OKNancy Feb 2012 OP

The misogynists don't get it until Ilsa Feb 2012 #1

Cannibalism? dynasaw Feb 2012 #13

LOL!! That would get them squirming! nt Ilsa Feb 2012 #14

How to enforce protection for these blasto-citizens? Old and In the Way Feb 2012 #2

Round up all those tampons and pads HockeyMom Feb 2012 #7

A growth industry for lawyers! Old and In the Way Feb 2012 #10

Every hotel maid will have to become a DNA specialist! lastlib Feb 2012 #12

Oklahoma is the Kentucky of the West. provis99 Feb 2012 #3

Priceless! yellerpup Feb 2012 #4

That's just a still shot unless I missed something. dipsydoodle Feb 2012 #5

Good for her Worried senior Feb 2012 #6

oy vey! do NOT give these people ideas! unblock Feb 2012 #8

that is brilliant. barbtries Feb 2012 #9

You're so missing the point. EVERY sperm is sacred, not just the one that gets the egg saras Feb 2012 #11

nt jis6255xe Feb 2012 #15

Ilsa

(62,245 posts)

1. The misogynists don't get it until

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:18 PM

Feb 2012

an amendment like this or the the rectal-exam-for-Viagra is pushed on them. Then they cry foul.

dynasaw

(998 posts)

13. Cannibalism?

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 13, 2012, 06:09 PM

Feb 2012

if ingested.

"However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina . . ."

Ilsa

(62,245 posts)

14. LOL!! That would get them squirming! nt

Reply to dynasaw (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 13, 2012, 09:35 PM

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Old and In the Way

(37,540 posts)

2. How to enforce protection for these blasto-citizens?

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:22 PM

Feb 2012

How can you protect them if you don't know they exist? Webcams in the bedroom? All rooms? Mandatory weekly pregnancy testing? These 'small government' Republicans sure have 'big government' ideas for all of us.

HockeyMom

(14,337 posts)

7. Round up all those tampons and pads

Reply to Old and In the Way (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:50 PM

Feb 2012

Test the contents to see if there is a dead "person" in there. Charge a woman with murder if there is. Have lawyers, and doctors, testify in her trial whether it was murder, manslaughter, or natural death.

Oh, yeah. Think they want to do THAT?

Old and In the Way

(37,540 posts)

10. A growth industry for lawyers!

Reply to HockeyMom (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 07:41 PM

Feb 2012

Every woman of childbearing age should probably lawyer up, just in case. And don't tell the Fundies that "god' is the #1 abortion provider the world has ever had. He's killed 100,000,000,000+ babies! I wonder if he can be tried in absentia?

lastlib

(24,930 posts)

12. Every hotel maid will have to become a DNA specialist!

Reply to HockeyMom (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 08:54 PM

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provis99

(13,062 posts)

3. Oklahoma is the Kentucky of the West.

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:30 PM

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read into that what you will...

yellerpup

(12,263 posts)

4. Priceless!

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:31 PM

Feb 2012

Let's see how this gets discussed in the media? Who could keep a straight face?

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)

5. That's just a still shot unless I missed something.

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:33 PM

Feb 2012

Whole song here :

Worried senior

(1,328 posts)

6. Good for her

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:41 PM

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I think it's brilliant.

unblock

(54,159 posts)

8. oy vey! do NOT give these people ideas!

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 06:55 PM

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barbtries

(29,814 posts)

9. that is brilliant.

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 07:07 PM

Feb 2012

lol

also, love your wording: grown ass adults...

maybe they'll start to get embarrassed now. yeah, i know

saras

(6,670 posts)

11. You're so missing the point. EVERY sperm is sacred, not just the one that gets the egg

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2012, 07:53 PM

Feb 2012

We have to develop our fertility technology so that EVERY SINGLE SPERM has its very own viable egg, and hence its own immortal soul. Every single sperm. Every one.

EVERY sperm is sacred.

jis6255xe

(37 posts)

15. nt

Reply to OKNancy (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 10:06 PM

Feb 2012

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