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Shell_Seas

(3,440 posts) Fri Aug 5, 2022, 01:58 PM Aug 2022

Dan Patrick - "God Wrote The Constitution."

Minutes after neo-Nazi autocrat Viktor Orban leaves the CPAC stage, Dan Patrick appears and gives a batshit crazy speech.

https://livingbluetx.com/2022/08/dan-patrick-god-constitution/

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Dan Patrick - "God Wrote The Constitution." (Original Post) Shell_Seas Aug 2022 OP

He must have gotten a big fat "F" in United States' history ...... Lovie777 Aug 2022 #1

Is there such a thing as "collective psychosis?" Because I think that's what's going on with the GOP Shell_Seas Aug 2022 #2

Indeed, WTF, lost their tiny minds, all of that. txwhitedove Aug 2022 #12

I think the guys that actually wrote that document Bayard Aug 2022 #3

AND... he wrote it in Microsoft Word. Fact!!! IcyPeas Aug 2022 #4

Pshhh. Don't be ridiculous leftieNanner Aug 2022 #6

Wordstar. Or a DisplayWriter or Wang. musette_sf Aug 2022 #10

God wrote the constitution using His Wang? rurallib Aug 2022 #11

Ha! ggma Aug 2022 #13

Not much newsworthy about that, I'm afraid. Paladin Aug 2022 #5

LOL Shell_Seas Aug 2022 #7

Although Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights during his free time. Sneederbunk Aug 2022 #8

The Trilateral Commission in the sky flew into the Philadelphia AP after we took it back from GB... wcmagumba Aug 2022 #9

Does that mean that the 2nd Amendment was written by Satan? 70sEraVet Aug 2022 #14

Lovie777

(14,788 posts)

1. He must have gotten a big fat "F" in United States' history ......

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:00 PM

Aug 2022

Shell_Seas

(3,440 posts)

2. Is there such a thing as "collective psychosis?" Because I think that's what's going on with the GOP

Reply to Lovie777 (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:04 PM

Aug 2022

txwhitedove

(4,001 posts)

12. Indeed, WTF, lost their tiny minds, all of that.

Reply to Shell_Seas (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 05:35 PM

Aug 2022

Bayard

(24,145 posts)

3. I think the guys that actually wrote that document

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:06 PM

Aug 2022

Would have a problem with that statement.

IcyPeas

(22,557 posts)

4. AND... he wrote it in Microsoft Word. Fact!!!

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:09 PM

Aug 2022

leftieNanner

(15,673 posts)

6. Pshhh. Don't be ridiculous

Reply to IcyPeas (Reply #4)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:13 PM

Aug 2022

They were using Word Perfect back then.

Geez.

musette_sf

(10,313 posts)

10. Wordstar. Or a DisplayWriter or Wang.

Reply to leftieNanner (Reply #6)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:49 PM

Aug 2022

rurallib

(63,149 posts)

11. God wrote the constitution using His Wang?

Reply to musette_sf (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 03:53 PM

Aug 2022

gotta say, never heard that in any history class.

ggma

(711 posts)

13. Ha!

Reply to rurallib (Reply #11)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 07:11 PM

Aug 2022

THAT was a good one!

Paladin

(28,723 posts)

5. Not much newsworthy about that, I'm afraid.

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:09 PM

Aug 2022

Now. If Dan Patrick made a speech and it wasn't batshit crazy, that would be front page, top-of-the-hour stuff.

Shell_Seas

(3,440 posts)

7. LOL

Reply to Paladin (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:17 PM

Aug 2022

Sneederbunk

(15,031 posts)

8. Although Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights during his free time.

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:17 PM

Aug 2022

Used an old Aramaic Underwood.

wcmagumba

(3,094 posts)

9. The Trilateral Commission in the sky flew into the Philadelphia AP after we took it back from GB...

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:25 PM

Aug 2022

https://time.com/5620936/donald-trump-revolutionary-war-airports/

70sEraVet

(4,133 posts)

14. Does that mean that the 2nd Amendment was written by Satan?

Reply to Shell_Seas (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 07:23 PM

Aug 2022

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