the 20 years I'd spend in prison.

What an awful awful evil man. I seem to remember in the Bible the line, “ I was a stranger in your land and you welcomed me’ doesn’t apply to Abbott. I hope Karma really catches up to this despicable man!

That tree half-assed the job and Half measures rarely pay off in the end. Just ask Mike Ehrmantraut.

He needs therapy, stat.

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When was your last confession, Greg? Did you confess this? Because if you didn't, God is gonna come down on you like that tree did one of these days....just you wait.

There will come a day when Texas loses its oil revenue — and slides back down into the grubby southern crackhole that it really is. I was born there, my idiot father was a Texas A & M grad, and I have relatives all over —

But I hate visiting that state. Gives me the creeps.

California! That’s my home.

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