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mahatmakanejeeves

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Tue Jul 18, 2023, 06:41 AM Jul 2023

Wyoming's 7-Year-Old 'Mullet Boy' In The Running For National Mullet Title

Wyoming’s 7-Year-Old ‘Mullet Boy’ In The Running For National Mullet Title

Eli Stone, 7, of Evanston, Wyoming, has a glorious mullet and says winning the USA Mullet Championships will help him “get all the ladies.”

John Thompson
July 17, 2023 • 2 min read



Eli Stone of Evanston, 7, is a contestant in the USA Mullet Championships. (Courtesy Photo)

Eli Stone of Evanston, Wyoming, may only be 7 years old, but he knows how to reel in the babes. ... His secret? It's all in the mullet.

His hair is already well past his shoulders in length. He's spending time working a lemonade stand with his sisters this week while trying to earn support to compete in the USA Mullet Championships.

Eli's mom Keri told Cowboy State Daily when Eli was a little younger he noticed a family friend with long hair who was dating a beautiful woman, his aunt Shae. From that, the youngster deduced that long hair — specifically the mullet that’s short on the sides and top and long in the back — must be the key to a woman's heart.

It’s since been business up front and party in the back for Eli. ... According to Eli's bio on the Mullet Championship website: "I want to have long hair to get all the ladies."

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John Thompson can be reached at: John@CowboyStateDaily.com

For additional mullet news, see https://news.google.com/search?for=mullet&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
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Wyoming's 7-Year-Old 'Mullet Boy' In The Running For National Mullet Title (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2023 OP
Looks like he's even got a little balding going on in front. marble falls Jul 2023 #1
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