I'm a redhead. I got a lot of "I'd rather be dead than red in the head" when I was little.

I feel for the yellow lobster.

I was a toehead, and very blond as I was growing up.

I used to taunt my mom by saying: "Blondes have more fun!"
Her retort: "Redheads DO what Blondes only dream about"

It would be a shame to eat it. After all, it isn't going to taste 30 million times as good as any othe lobster.