Tits are good things! The mayor, not so much

Glad an American city hasn't done this....yet.

and like our US brothers and sisters.... the conservatives are out of control everywhere.

Surprised you even have one conservative. Although Canada can't possibly have Tea Party goons. I would fall over on that fact.

Canada has been led by a far right conservative for the last 8 years. And sadly about 1/3 of our population support this shit. Our Liberal party, is actually Neo-liberal, and cowed into neocon stances on topical issues, and our democratic socialist party just dropped the word 'socialism' from their constitution last year....

I have been lucky to have visited Canada at least a half dozen times and enjoyed it so much. Last time was in 2002. I am sadden to hear that even Canada isnt immune to the crazies.

going on. And, then there's this...

Canadians sound too much like Americans or vice versa. A couple years ago I met a Canadian truck driver that had an Arkansas southern accent. Turns out he had lived in Arkansas for 6 years. It is truly frightening what happened to him considering he spent most of that time in a truck.

It is good to know someone else deals similar problems.

Think Montana, Idaho and North Dakota

oh, and sovereign citizens.

profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate mother fucker.

verbiage was actually there! And son of a b-word, it was!!!

Hilarious!

At first I thought this was an ad for Schitt's Creek!

Love the son, he cracks me up the most, but the whole cast is great.

Dumfuckistan is in Canada too??!!! Nooooo

Bill Graveland, The Canadian Press
Published Saturday, March 14, 2015 7:21AM EDT

TABER, Alta. -- Insp. Graham Abela is an angry man.
Not yell, swear or spit-on-the-sidewalk angry but angry just the same over the public ridicule Taber, Alta., has been subjected to since the town of 8,104 enacted a bylaw to clamp down on bad behaviour.
The bylaw levels a $75 fine for spitting in public and a $150 penalty for yelling, screaming or swearing in a public place. There are also limits on noise from bars, noting the town's "quiet hours" are between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m., and police are allowed to order groups of three people or more to disperse.

(That means any group of three or more people these inbred, mouth-breathing fuckwits in Taber don't like can be"dispersed".)


But, it gets better!


The mocking has included a group of guys from Edmonton who called it the "Footloose bylaw" and suggested a Kickstarter campaign to pay for Kevin Bacon, the star of the 1984 movie, to attend a dance party outside of town.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/taber-alta-residents-get-defensive-over-bad-behaviour-bylaw-1.2279740



Thankfully, this shithole town is being mocked and ridiculed loudly and will be a source for one-liners to our fine stable of Canadian comics!

the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

Make up new words! Learn to cuss in foreign languages, it's fun, you worthless figlio da putana!!

Don't you mean "...the goddamned crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker?"



I don't know why, but swearing when people aren't angry just makes me laugh!

because they got butthurt from being called a "shithole".

Given by a local Taber lawyer as a guest columnist in the local paper.


http://www.tabertimes.com/blog/2015/03/11/local-lawyer-weighs-in-on-community-standards-bylaw-controversy/


(Sorry, no swearing )

and pretty much what was said on tv on numerous stations (CTV, CBC) - these laws would never hold up in court.

He should just love a place like that.

I already live and work in the town ruled by his moterfuckin brother. So let's send that one somewhere else.