#CPCJesus

Ah, just spent an entertaining few minutes reading witty remarks. A few good ones (sorry my copy and pasting sucks, my touchpad is all messed up):


-I'd turn the other cheek, but #CPCJesus forbade that on page 1167453 of an omnibus budget.

-My father’s house has many rooms. How many, we don’t know, because they cancelled the long form census. #cpcJesus

-"Come to me, all who are tired and lonely and despair. For I will revoke your citizenship and deport you for being a terrorist." #CPCJesus

-And #CPCJesus did raise Lazarus from the dead, and appointed him Minister of Environment.


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