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Denzil_DC

(7,941 posts)
Fri Jun 16, 2017, 01:57 AM Jun 2017

eBay ad: "1 Government USED Quick Disposal SW1A United Kingdom Circa 2017"




Condition: Used

Time left: 4d 03h (20 Jun, 2017 11:12:10 BST)

£1,161.00
65 bids

Located in United Kingdom All proceeds go to charity

Postage: £0.65 Standard Delivery
Delivery: Estimated between Fri. 23 Jun. and Sat. 24 Jun.

1 Government USED Quick Removal Deep Flaws.

May possibly be used as garden gnomes although you could find other uses, but they do need a good home.

Removal may incur some costs to the buyer.

Feet should be planted quite deep and at least 1m apart as when they congregate together they tend to get the knives out.

This can frighten the neighbours. Feed with a mixture of manure and compost but not too liberally as you do not want
to promote growth.

Plant in a shaded area but with some light as they have a tendency to migrate over to the dark side and you never know who they might get into bed with. Prickly and full of gristle their Teflon coating means that they are not very bio-degradable, so they are not very good for the environment. Wildlife are strangely repelled by them and foxes hate them.

Removal imperative as new stock arriving soon. Quite happy for them to be shipped overseas.


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/252989301531?roken=cUgayN
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eBay ad: "1 Government USED Quick Disposal SW1A United Kingdom Circa 2017" (Original Post) Denzil_DC Jun 2017 OP
Why didn't we do this? This needs done. FlightRN Jun 2017 #1
Indeed. This is perfect. Duppers Jun 2017 #4
Lots of funny questions and answers on the listing. Dark n Stormy Knight Jun 2017 #2
Notice how all the women's legs are held tightly together, and all the men's legs are splayed open? angstlessk Jun 2017 #3
BOOOO! Denzil_DC Jun 2017 #5
LOL! - but who would buy it? LeftishBrit Jun 2017 #6

Duppers

(28,246 posts)
4. Indeed. This is perfect.
Fri Jun 16, 2017, 04:45 AM
Jun 2017

Trump hates mockery. Hope someone more talented than I am is working on it.


angstlessk

(11,862 posts)
3. Notice how all the women's legs are held tightly together, and all the men's legs are splayed open?
Fri Jun 16, 2017, 03:36 AM
Jun 2017

What's that about? I can see why the women have legs together....but the men?

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