Well, sanity hasn't worked, so perhaps we should try some craziness!
Illusionist Uri Geller has told Theresa May he will not allow her to lead Britain out of the EU.
In an open letter to the prime minister, the Israeli-British TV personality said he felt psychically and very strongly that most Britons were anti-Brexit and promised to stop the process telepathically. He wrote: I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit. I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit. As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this and believe me I am capable of executing it. Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.
Geller, who is currently in Israel, used to live in Sonning, which lies in Mays Maidenhead constituency. In his letter, he said he had known the prime minister for 21 years and that she had visited his home.
He added: Three years before you became prime minister, I predicted your victory when I showed you Winston Churchills spoon on my Cadillac, which I asked you to touch.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/22/uri-geller-promises-to-stop-brexit-using-telepathy