A typical programming schedule will look as follows:

0000-0800 Brawling Britain – Rolling coverage of ‘100% English’ people beating up Britons of a darker hue
0800-0900 Brexit Breakfast – A look at the news from the UK and Europe with discussions over how foreigners might ruin Great Britain today
0900-1000 Farage’s Life Stories – Three solid hours crammed into one hour chronicling Nigel’s various attempts at winning a seat in the Commons
1000-1100 Wartime Hum-Along – One solid hour of Farage humming or whistling wartime classics
1100-1101 The Brexit Party Policies – Exhaustive list of all the Brexit Party policies
1102-1400 Lunchtime News – Two hours of inane, angry babbling from the man himself
1400-1600 Natter with Nigel – The former UKIP leader hosts a Richard and Judy style chat show, but with exclusively narrow-minded guests, alcohol and fags
1600-1900 UKIP History – Three hours telling the historic rise and demise of UKIP
1900-2000 Evening News – Examination of how foreigners have ruined Britain today
2000-2400 Libtard Lunacy – Four hours of expert analysis of how liberalism ruins everything, hosted by a recently lobotomised rodent