Jay Rayner
@jayrayner1

It’s true.

Dr Johnny Bananas
@Dr_RaulDuke

Jim Sheridan
@Jim_Sheridan

Fantastic job from #PennyMourdant as she carried the “Kebab Of State” for the entire ceremony..
Definitely a future PM 🇬🇧
#Coronation #CoronationConcert

John Bull
@garius

Penny Mordaunt has now been holding that sword longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.

IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL 🥇
@ItsJohnRain

“I’ll have the pie and chips”

Colin the Dachshund
@DachshundColin

When you pop to Aldi to get some bread but then go down the middle aisle.

Jamie McDonald (aka @JamieHolePunch@mastodon.scot)
@JamieHolePunch

Absolutely no way he isn't receiving all 136 Freeview channels.

Wolf, guess what my username elsewhere is
@wolfcat

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin... Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Guffers
@gavmacn

Charles was escorted by German Audis, by people carrying Swiss guns, he wore stolen Indian diamonds, in a carriage pulled by Canadian horses and you watched it sitting on a Swedish couch eating Chinese food watching a Japanese TV.

Pipe down.

Nikos
@nikt50

The coach was also made in Australia

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-06/australian-made-coach-to-feature-in-king-charles/102312474

Dom Joly
@domjoly

Meghan Markle’s disguise nearly had me fooled…

Ed Cumming
@edcumming

“See that bloke? Literally cannot sweat.”

Balderdash
@notDcfcBoss

Remembering Diana today - the People’s Princess.

HappyToast★
@IamHappyToast
No other country can do this

North West Bylines
@NWBylines

Public Order. cartoon by dormouse, with permission

James Felton
@JimMFelton

Love my country. People can’t afford to eat and we’re spending £150 million deploying police to protect a man in an actual golden carriage and a hat worth more than Kent from seeing a “not my king” placard. Just a wonderful place for all.

Mark Moraghan 🚫
@MarkMoraghan

Goodnight. Don’t have nightmares.