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Arsehole to write bollocks in shitrag
https://newsthump.com/2023/06/16/arsehole-to-write-bollocks-in-shitrag/Boris Johnson is to write for the Daily Mail.
The former politician is to use his special brand of fact-free verbosity to agitate the credulous morons who still buy the newspaper or believe what they read on the website.
Johnson is one of the biggest names in high-profile bullshit, and a bidding war was expected amongst all the god-awful media empires you are currently picturing – but the Daily Mail was victorious in securing his services.
A spokesperson for the Daily Mail told us, “Boris Johnson is the most high-profile liar in the country, and as such, he is perfect for us.
“We pride ourselves on our ability to disseminate mistruths and falsehoods, and we’re confident we are perfectly placed to bring Boris’s special brand of bullshit into every home in the country.
The former politician is to use his special brand of fact-free verbosity to agitate the credulous morons who still buy the newspaper or believe what they read on the website.
Johnson is one of the biggest names in high-profile bullshit, and a bidding war was expected amongst all the god-awful media empires you are currently picturing – but the Daily Mail was victorious in securing his services.
A spokesperson for the Daily Mail told us, “Boris Johnson is the most high-profile liar in the country, and as such, he is perfect for us.
“We pride ourselves on our ability to disseminate mistruths and falsehoods, and we’re confident we are perfectly placed to bring Boris’s special brand of bullshit into every home in the country.
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That would be like TFG writing for the National Enquirer, except that unlike BoJo, he can't write at all.