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crazytown

(7,277 posts)
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 07:57 AM Feb 2019

How can I install Borderwall software on my PC?

Last edited Mon Feb 18, 2019, 01:11 AM - Edit history (4)

I’ m worried about the MS-13 update. Heard some bad things about it. Goes straight through your firewall. All automatic like an AR-16. I’m worried about the kids. I want a family friendly homepage, not women tied up with duct tape.

MS support were useless. I don’t want to be notified. I need an ‘I don’t want to know so don’t tell me’ option.

Emergency. Help.

EDIT: My friend Patsy said she could install Borderwall for 5.7 bitcoin. She said I was probably talking to Bangthelaw, an offshore Indian Reservation near Mary Lago beach. She said I didn’t need to do this. It’s not an emergency but be on the lookout for maggots near the PC. More dangerous than MS-13. Apparently.

Patsy has a beautiful laugh. She laughs a lot. I feel better now.

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How can I install Borderwall software on my PC? (Original Post) crazytown Feb 2019 OP
It's too late. Ptah Feb 2019 #1
You're from Microsoft crazytown Feb 2019 #4
I have heard there is a mexican website where you can download it for free. DetlefK Feb 2019 #2
Yeah it's called coyoteanalytics crazytown Feb 2019 #6
Surplus military armor belting Turbineguy Feb 2019 #3
Battleships? crazytown Feb 2019 #8
Is your computer housing made from see-through steel slats klook Feb 2019 #5
Steel - but I think the slats are too wide crazytown Feb 2019 #7
Follow Up : Tunneling Protocols crazytown Feb 2019 #9
Bob from Bangalore here .. DemoTex Feb 2019 #10
"I work with Microsoft" DBoon Feb 2019 #11
! Kali Feb 2019 #12
Todas tus cosas nos pertenecen Ptah Feb 2019 #13
I recognise the accent. crazytown Feb 2019 #14
LOL! Cha Feb 2019 #15

crazytown

(7,277 posts)
6. Yeah it's called coyoteanalytics
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 09:05 AM
Feb 2019

but my AV keeps saying it’s not safe: The Russia Thing, I think.

klook

(12,849 posts)
5. Is your computer housing made from see-through steel slats
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 09:04 AM
Feb 2019

or solid concrete? You may need to upgrade. And make sure there’s no way for them to get in by tunneling underneath.

crazytown

(7,277 posts)
7. Steel - but I think the slats are too wide
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 09:10 AM
Feb 2019

The water cooler pipes look vulnerable. Maybe I should stick razor blades onto them, just to be safe.

crazytown

(7,277 posts)
9. Follow Up : Tunneling Protocols
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 09:22 AM
Feb 2019

Which ones should I be watching for? If MS-13 is trying to get in, which one would it use. OpenVPN sounds stupid. What’s the use of an open tunnel?

DemoTex

(25,584 posts)
10. Bob from Bangalore here ..
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 09:38 AM
Feb 2019

Allow me please to install Bomgar jump client on your PC. I will fix your Windows PC, but good.

Please. Trust me.

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