I feel miles better already! Out of that deadend doom school where my brain chemicals have somehow convinced me my very survival depends on knowing the latest headlines and vicissitudes of life in the media universe in 21st century US. So unhealthy for me!

This happened last time when he was going to take over and I quit.

Maybe I'll remember this time!

Kindergarten teachers, the British, and stoners have long known the blissful benefits of a break, be it time-out, tea, or T.

tension u suggested . i cant afford one of his cars anyway and i dont twit on twitter . gave up on meta anyway. however r. youtube has learned how to smash through adblock plus for mac os. when i first joined utube (i n 2009 thru various accounts that were hacked ). then google went and bought it and now its a pile of shaaaaving cream.

....we thought that his head would be split!

But then, he fell into a barrel.

A barrel filled up with.....shaving cream!

[Chorus:]

Shaving cream, be nice and clean

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen


"Ah, the classics...."

benny bell and Paul Wynn. heard it on the old radio show dr. demento

There has been worse stuff on DU. LOTS worse.

I was a kid when I first heard this, so it was tons of fun.
Dad had comedy records. His brother was audio engineer at some radio station, so that's probably where he got them.
Spike Jones was fun.

and there were others

My favorites: Fettlebaum, The Fuhrer's Face, and this gem (video)
https://archive.org/details/TheSpikeJonesShow9January1954
By golly, Harpo Marx?
What a combination.

To keep them from tracking you!

Twitter is digital crack. A rabbit, forever, looking for a hole!

I called my eldest brother a couple of days ago to wish him a happy birthday, instead of texting.

It was fucking awesome.

He's actually pretty smart.

I'd forgotten that.

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