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freshwest

(53,661 posts)
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 02:02 PM Aug 2013

I Blame Obama! A Poll for Members of the BOG.

Last edited Sat Oct 18, 2014, 12:40 AM - Edit history (1)

Because the price of gas just dropped half a dollar a gallon at the COSTCO in my neighborhood. Welcome to my world!



BEWARE! You are close to entering the Big Bad Barack Obama Group, or as residents call it, the BOG. It is a SAFE HAVEN for those who CELEBRATE the policies and achievements of President Barack Hussein Obama.

This is you last chance to escape the Borg of the BOG, or Obamanista Collective. Resistance is Futile here. If you are not willing to be absorbed, click fast to get away and have a nice day.

P. S. I am not in charge here, fortunately. My super powers exist solely within the twilight zone of internet paranoia and my delusions of grandeur. What, you don't have any?


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I blame Obama when I run out of coffee creamer. He probably drinks his black, and that\'s what\'s wrong with him. Obama haters drink too much coffee and act like hyperventilating chihuahuas.
0 (0%)
I thank my lucky stars to wake up on Planet Earth when the Sun rises in the morning but only think of Obama when I visit DU. IrishAyes goes to sleep with an Obama lullaby every night. Well, not really, but she knows I love her.
0 (0%)
Obama is the best president of my lifetime. My greatest regret is that he\'s not running again.
5 (45%)
OP writer is an imperialist, statist, running dog counterrevolutionary lackey that happens to love socialism, or an Obamabot. Give your excuse for being here below.
0 (0%)
Obama is the reason we get coconut milk in grocery stores. No, this is not an OREO joke. And what\'s wrong with coconuts and OREOs, anyway?
0 (0%)
This nation is being overrun by Kenyans. Or Hawaiians. Or Something. After millenia of dinosaurs overrun by natives overrun by Europeans. We shall overcome Chick-fil-A and the GOP.
0 (0%)
OP writer is avoiding paperwork again. At least this isn\'t one of those long-winded rants. Yet.
0 (0%)
Obama has made my life better, but not in the monetary sense. If your life sucks, you may be a Bagger or Libertarian and not know it. Sorry for your loss.
0 (0%)
Michelle Obama could whip your ass. And if your name is Rush, Beck, Hannity, O\'Reilly, Ryan or Paul, it\'s long overdue.
4 (36%)
Yap -yap -yap! I am chihuahua, I am invincible!
2 (18%)
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I Blame Obama! A Poll for Members of the BOG. (Original Post) freshwest Aug 2013 OP
The bolded text is really funny, in my opinion. nt ZombieHorde Aug 2013 #1
Thank you, kind sir. Or lady. Or cat. Or zombie. Or all of those. freshwest Aug 2013 #19
Just had too Politicalboi Aug 2013 #2
Kudos on the coconut milk comment. giftedgirl77 Aug 2013 #3
I love coconut milk myself! OREOs not so much, they don't agree with my digestion. freshwest Aug 2013 #5
Yeah, that was funny.. lol I'm on Cha Aug 2013 #6
I blame Obama for a lot of things too, fresh.. and one of them is.. Cha Aug 2013 #4
Indeed! On October 1st, tens of millions of Americans will get the chance for affordable healthcare. freshwest Aug 2013 #7
Amen sistah.. Cha Aug 2013 #8
:) BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2013 #9
Hey ya! Hope things are going well for you. freshwest Aug 2013 #14
I'm one of them! greatauntoftriplets Aug 2013 #10
Good for you, and so many others! And pre-existing conditions are part of life. Denying was wrong. freshwest Aug 2013 #11
Thanks, freshwest. greatauntoftriplets Aug 2013 #12
That's what I'm being told now, too, I just can't believe it. I never did before. freshwest Aug 2013 #13
It's great, isn't it? greatauntoftriplets Aug 2013 #15
And I'm very grateful. I supported it when I thought I wouldn't be helped, for the future of others. freshwest Aug 2013 #16
Oh what wonderful news for you, freshwest! sheshe2 Aug 2013 #52
Well there is that whole "why can't you be as good a husband/father" look I get whenever grantcart Aug 2013 #17
Also, you must prove that you can body surf just as well. Sorry: freshwest Aug 2013 #18
Arrrh, do I love that photo. I have it on a coffee mug, I love it so much. Hekate Aug 2013 #45
Where'd you get the mug? I'd love one like that. Obamanista freshwest reporting here! freshwest Aug 2013 #47
It says Hawaiian Style, and I got it on Cafe Press.com... Hekate Aug 2013 #49
Be more Cha Aug 2013 #20
In pictures~ sheshe2 Aug 2013 #22
Thanks for that one! PBO is aware and grateful of those around him. Look at that Marine smiling. freshwest Aug 2013 #23
I love the smile on the marines face! sheshe2 Aug 2013 #25
That is like the greatest medley of pics. she! Cha Aug 2013 #31
Smiles are so good Cha! sheshe2 Aug 2013 #32
This is great to come home to~ sheshe2 Aug 2013 #21
Making me grin, cry and laugh all in the same post. Now get some rest! We'll take care of the DU! freshwest Aug 2013 #24
Glad I could do that for you~ sheshe2 Aug 2013 #27
That looks like a Norman Rockwell moment there. freshwest Aug 2013 #28
People know Obama Cares: freshwest Aug 2013 #50
Obama Cares sheshe2 Aug 2013 #51
I battle with Chihauhau syndrome myself, not President Obama orpupilofnature57 Aug 2013 #26
Michelle for those who want her to... freshwest Aug 2013 #29
That is a breathtaking bit of wish-fulfillment photoshop worthy of a round of applause Hekate Aug 2013 #46
It definitely pulls it all together. I love that look. I've wanted to give that one so many times! freshwest Aug 2013 #48
Thanks Obama! bravenak Aug 2013 #30
Thank you, bravenak. Come by and see us more often! freshwest Aug 2013 #39
You have a nice place here. bravenak Aug 2013 #42
What the hell is wrong with your apostrophe key??? /'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/' ??? Common Sense Party Aug 2013 #33
It's something that occurs with Polls, not anywhere else. freshwest Aug 2013 #34
I blame Obama for forward slashes /// Politicub Aug 2013 #36
Yes, one would have to braindead to vote for him. Don't do it, look away, quick! freshwest Aug 2013 #37
Where the hell are your manners? All you need to know is that Cha Aug 2013 #40
Yes, he littered on the thread. Didn't rec or answer the poll, either. EPIC FAIL. freshwest Aug 2013 #43
Awesome Gene Wilder grahpic, fresh! Cha Aug 2013 #44
How dare he! I blame Obama Politicub Aug 2013 #35
Yes, indeed, the absolute nerve of *that man*! freshwest Aug 2013 #38
Not only do you not f- with Smedley, but you never Politicub Aug 2013 #41
I voted -not sure if I can be considered a member of the BOG, though Grateful for Hope Aug 2013 #53
Thanks! Welcome to the BOG! freshwest Aug 2013 #54
BOG! sheshe2 Aug 2013 #57
Sounds like me! mimi85 Aug 2013 #55
On top of that, childhood obesity rates have fallen between 2008 and 2011 ucrdem Aug 2013 #56
I think JustAnotherGen Aug 2013 #58
 

giftedgirl77

(4,713 posts)
3. Kudos on the coconut milk comment.
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 03:26 PM
Aug 2013

I'm from Miami & have been referred to as a coconut on more than 1 occasion & love my coconut milk.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
5. I love coconut milk myself! OREOs not so much, they don't agree with my digestion.
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 03:29 PM
Aug 2013

I use coconut milk instead of dairy milk usually. It's a wonderful gift from nature.

Cha

(305,447 posts)
4. I blame Obama for a lot of things too, fresh.. and one of them is..
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 03:29 PM
Aug 2013


http://theobamadiary.com/

LOL at your poll.. I chose two 'cause it was the closest to what I wanted.. but, in reality, I'm actually glad Pres Obama gets to have a life after he leaves office. He's done, doing, and will do so much for our Country and many of us personally that I'm thinking the next phase of his life will be spectacular.. just not in the White House.

[font color= blue]BOG[/font]

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
7. Indeed! On October 1st, tens of millions of Americans will get the chance for affordable healthcare.
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:01 PM
Aug 2013

Being told, but having a hard time believing it, that I'll qualify without an extra premium. Which I can't afford after years of being frozen out of it.

The exchanges are being pushed heavily in my state, and it has helped our state budget funds. It's good for us overall.

As far as what he's done, if I was religious, I'd go with the belief that when his life is done, he will receive many 'crowns in Heaven' for standing firm for 'the least of these.'



grantcart

(53,061 posts)
17. Well there is that whole "why can't you be as good a husband/father" look I get whenever
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 07:57 PM
Aug 2013

Mrs. grantcart sees him in action.

He could forget a birthday or an anniversary or something and help us out, if ya know what I mean.

Hekate

(94,726 posts)
45. Arrrh, do I love that photo. I have it on a coffee mug, I love it so much.
Mon Aug 12, 2013, 01:43 AM
Aug 2013

But in your poll I still chose Michelle kickin' A.

Obamanista Hekate

Hekate

(94,726 posts)
49. It says Hawaiian Style, and I got it on Cafe Press.com...
Mon Aug 12, 2013, 02:26 AM
Aug 2013

Over a period of several years -- I couldn't seem to help myself! -- I also got one with "Obama Ohana" on it, and a spam musubi bento. Then one with a class photo of cute local kids that says "Hawaii USA 1972--Could you have predicted which one would become president?" These were all at Cafe Press, and probably still are. You have to search through a lot of dreck to find just the right thing, but for me it was worth it because I knew what I wanted.

The last one has the birth cert on one side and a pic of the prez on the other with "Made in USA" -- that one I got from the Dem Party.

BOG fohevah!

Cha

(305,447 posts)
20. Be more
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 08:40 PM
Aug 2013

human in that dept?

He forgot to salute a Marine once and went right back down to do it and shook his hand. Bet he had some great words for the Marine, too. But, he still got lambasted for that.. come to think of it.. PBO has to be perfect!

Cha

(305,447 posts)
31. That is like the greatest medley of pics. she!
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 10:28 PM
Aug 2013

And, put a big ol smile on my face.. as well as others, I bet!

I'm smilin' like the Marine! That's a good way to describe a smile!

she !

sheshe2

(87,578 posts)
27. Glad I could do that for you~
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:48 PM
Aug 2013

I am still unwinding a bit from work, gruesome day.

I will retire at a decent time. Need a DU fix first.

The Prez tips the scale for me~

[url=http://postimage.org/][img][/img][/url]

LOL.... freshwest.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
50. People know Obama Cares:
Mon Aug 12, 2013, 02:46 AM
Aug 2013


People prepared to greet PBO for his vacation on Martha's Vineyard. Wish I was there...

sheshe2

(87,578 posts)
51. Obama Cares
Mon Aug 12, 2013, 09:30 AM
Aug 2013
Get It~Got It~Good~

Woo Hoo!


What a great picture!

I wish I had the time...and today, the energy to hop on the ferry to the Vineyard! Gawd that would be fabulous, freshwest!
 

orpupilofnature57

(15,472 posts)
26. I battle with Chihauhau syndrome myself, not President Obama
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:42 PM
Aug 2013

Shrub had a chip on his shoulder, and that's who I blame for history, post 2000

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
48. It definitely pulls it all together. I love that look. I've wanted to give that one so many times!
Mon Aug 12, 2013, 02:07 AM
Aug 2013

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
34. It's something that occurs with Polls, not anywhere else.
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 11:25 PM
Aug 2013

Last edited Sun Aug 11, 2013, 09:12 PM - Edit history (3)



Example 1:

I'm not that interested in people that don't care about long-term results.

Example 2:

Team Obama/Biden has done a great job for America.



AFAIK, nothing the hell is wrong with my apostrophe key. It's the Poll.

And it only shows up when posted. I used to go back and edit to eliminate it by rewording the apostrophed text.

However, I'm among friends here and don't worry about it.

Please post a poll and let me know how contractions can be used without getting that slash.

Politicub

(12,288 posts)
36. I blame Obama for forward slashes ///
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 04:53 PM
Aug 2013

I demand he fix it now or I'm going to hold my breath until I turn red, pass out at the voting booth and inadvertently vote for Ron Paul with my face.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
37. Yes, one would have to braindead to vote for him. Don't do it, look away, quick!
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 05:09 PM
Aug 2013

Save yourself and the nation.

Cha

(305,447 posts)
40. Where the hell are your manners? All you need to know is that
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 05:32 PM
Aug 2013

this is Group for members and that was CLEARLY posted in the OP.

There's lot of forums for your WTFs. Just not here.

Cha

(305,447 posts)
44. Awesome Gene Wilder grahpic, fresh!
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 09:07 PM
Aug 2013

Littered, but kinda funny, too. You have this great funny poll goin' on and somene pops in and seriously asks you about commas. I still don't know wtf he was whining about, and I don't care.

Politicub

(12,288 posts)
35. How dare he! I blame Obama
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 04:50 PM
Aug 2013

for making my life better and removing the fear of losing my insurance coverage because I have high blood pressure. The nerve!

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
38. Yes, indeed, the absolute nerve of *that man*!
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 05:10 PM
Aug 2013

Last edited Sun Aug 11, 2013, 06:03 PM - Edit history (3)

FDR was also referred to as *that man*.

As we all know, there were problems:

The Business Plot...

How did that work out?


...A good rule of thumb: never trust a man named Smedley to run your hostile military coup for you. Besides being no fan of fascism, Smedley Butler was both a patriot and a vocal FDR supporter. Apparently none of these criminal masterminds noticed that their prospective point man had actively stumped for FDR in 1932.

Smedley spilled the beans to a congressional committee in 1934. Everyone he accused of being a conspirator vehemently denied it, and none of them were brought up on criminal charges. Still, the House McCormack-Dickstein Committee did at least acknowledge the existence of the conspiracy, which ended up never getting past the initial planning stages.

Though many of the people who had allegedly backed the Business Plot also maintained financial ties with Nazi Germany up through America's entry into World War II. But at least the United States never ended up becoming a fascist dictatorship (unless you ask Ron Paul supporters).



The lesson here? Fascist or not, you don't fuck around with guys named Smedley or Dickstein.


http://www.cracked.com/article_15974_7-insane-conspiracies-that-actually-happened.html

Politicub

(12,288 posts)
41. Not only do you not f- with Smedley, but you never
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 08:39 PM
Aug 2013

f- with the lords of hell!

?w=604

Unless you're the babysitter.

Grateful for Hope

(39,320 posts)
53. I voted -not sure if I can be considered a member of the BOG, though
Tue Aug 13, 2013, 06:06 PM
Aug 2013

I subscribe to this group and I read it, but I don't tend to post much anywhere these days.

I voted that Obama is the best president of my lifetime, and this is saying a lot as I am not young. I remember Kennedy (I was in junior high when he was assassinated), and I would have said that he was the best president before this presidency.

I don't agree with some of his decisions, but I do think he does what he feels is right.





mimi85

(1,805 posts)
55. Sounds like me!
Tue Aug 13, 2013, 09:23 PM
Aug 2013

I just discovered this group. The Snowden BS is really getting me down. There sure are some pitbulls around here - especially in the GD. I voted in our little poll also. Same thing with JFK, although I was a freshman in high school. Remember teachers crying and watching our b&w TV. The broadcast was in b&w anyway.

One of my grandsons is biracial and was here on election night in 2008. The three of us (Pa, Mimi and Scott) were all in tears. Ok, they were misty eyed, I was outright sobbing.

One of the best nights of my life. Little did I know what was to come. So much good* (caution swear word below), with so much crap like the Tea Party, BP, Japan, mass shootings, Trayvon, Gabby, etc - all PBO's fault of course.

Yep, our man could walk on water and he'd get blamed for getting government socks wet! http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com

ucrdem

(15,703 posts)
56. On top of that, childhood obesity rates have fallen between 2008 and 2011
Tue Aug 13, 2013, 10:04 PM
Aug 2013

in 19 states, according to the CDC:



Nineteen of the states and the U.S. Virgin Islands saw a small but significant decline in preschoolers' obesity rates between 2008 and 2011, according to the CDC.

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2013/08/06/signs-of-progress-in-childhood-obesity-fight/


Thanks, Obamas!




JustAnotherGen

(33,595 posts)
58. I think
Thu Aug 15, 2013, 01:25 PM
Aug 2013

You should do a new one of these every Saturday morning! I keep coming back to it because it flat out makes me feel good!

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