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madamesilverspurs

(16,053 posts)
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 09:50 AM Aug 2014

So I have this dream . . .

So I have this dream, see? There’s a courtroom, with John Boehner on one side and President Obama on the other. Everyone rises as Judge Judy enters the room. She sits down, reads the complaint, then looks at Boehner over the top of her glasses and tells him to approach the bench. She leans forward, looks him right in the eye and utters those immortal words from long ago Cheech and Chong: “Bailiff, whack his pee pee!”


Is that wrong?

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So I have this dream . . . (Original Post) madamesilverspurs Aug 2014 OP
And follow this with another tried and true Judge Judy line as she looks at House Republicans and sa MarianJack Aug 2014 #1
Works for me! IrishAyes Aug 2014 #2
Maybe.. Cha Aug 2014 #3

MarianJack

(10,237 posts)
1. And follow this with another tried and true Judge Judy line as she looks at House Republicans and sa
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 02:34 PM
Aug 2014

..."What do you want me to do about it...YOU picked him" as she inclines her head towards John Boner.

PEACE!

IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
2. Works for me!
Mon Aug 4, 2014, 11:31 PM
Aug 2014

BTW, my favorite Judge Judy line which would also work in the scenario is "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!"

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