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At a White House rich in coffee lore, no word on presidents preferenceBy Matt Viser - September 15, 2014
Caffeine consumption in the West Wing has, apparently, become a state secret.
WASHINGTON - A recipe for beer brewed by the White House? The Obama administration happily shares it. A list of wines served at state dinners? No problem. But what about the First Familys coffee habits?
My mug is empty.
Security concerns are initially cited. Then e-mails go unreturned. Caffeine consumption in the West Wing has, apparently, become a state secret.
For an administration that loves to talk about the importance of local food, especially when it comes from the celebrated White House vegetable garden, it turns out that the Obama White House makes it nearly impossible to find the source of its coffee and how it is prepared...
Barack and Michelle are apparently rebelling against the sacred bean, the mainstream of many Americans, and all around Patriotism. Even Michelle refuses to break under interrogation.
Rumor has it that Obama drinks tea, which should have endeared him the GOPTeas. Another FAIL!
No one will vote for Obama in 2016 and my 'Obama Until Kingdom Come' posters will be irrelevant. He claims he won't run, not even if drafted, but I never believed him! Now that CoffeeGate is upon us, my heart is broken.
More on the next scandal:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2014/09/14/enduring-mystery-what-coffee-served-white-house-mug-empty/l7ZpsDvMoqPb5Li5pw7TGK/story.html
Here's another picture* of Obama, looking very suspicious, I might add:
The White House refuses to say what coffee is served at the residence. Above, a picture of President Obama drinking a hot drink in April 2008.
...The White House has also purchased from Kona Rainforest Farm, a small, four employee Hawaiian coffee farm which has sold to the president's residence before.
Their website boasts that they are 'now served at the home of America's First Family - the Obama White House.'
However, the White House has only ordered from the farm four times, and their most recent purchase was for Independence Day in 2013, and only for 50 pounds.
'Initially they were buying pretty frequently. I think [theyve been impacted] with budget cuts, and our coffees not cheap,' said Robert Barnes, the owner. 'In recent years its been more special events...'
Obviously giving up on the born in Hawaii scam! Kona is my favorite, but there is good Kenyan coffee to be had. And most coffee beans are called Arabica. This is where the RWNJs got their definition of Obama.
More scandalous details:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2757265/Why-President-Obama-s-coffee-preference-White-House-s-best-kept-secret.html#ixzz3DbU9vNPY
*Note he is sinister, that is, left-handed. A blow to Righties everywhere! Yes, this could have been better, but I haven't had my morning cup of coffee yet and needed to vent.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)He's sure to be impeached now, it's just a matter of time until John Boehner sobers up enough to order some lackey to draft the articles.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)It'll be on a contract basis, with no benefits, but the wages are high...
tanyev
(44,524 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Of course, Obama visiting Starbucks itself is a bad omen to some:
The original brown siren did make a re-appearance for a brief time in 2006 to celebrate Starbucks 35th anniversary, and then again in 2008 to honor Starbucks coffee heritage. Even though the siren had her breasts covered in the retro-style logo, a Christian group, The Resistance, based in San Diego called for a national boycott. The new image has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute, Mark Dice,* founder of the group said in a press release.
Well hopefully, The Resistance wont be visiting the original Starbucks store in the Pike Place Market any time soon. The original siren proudly hangs outside the stores front door in all her bare-breasted, two-tailed glory.
http://www.examiner.com/article/starbucks-101-what-is-the-story-behind-the-siren-logo
Links to the meaning of the logo all goes downhill from there...
*A primer on Mark Dice can be found by using the search terms 'Mark Dice Infowars Interview':
http://www.theeventchronicle.com/media/clip/mark-dice-not-liking-mexican-food-is-racist/
You gotta admit that San Diego looks pretty good from that vantage point. I missed out on Obama calling for Boehner to step down for saying he didn't like Mexican food. This could be another scandal in the works!
EnchiladaGate!
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I hear he drinks his coffee black!1!! Proof that he's racist!!1 !!!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Or at least that's what RWNJs argued with me when he was elected in 2008. We went round and round about it. It's like this or so they said:
Black people think with the same side of their brains as females do. This means they can't lead the country. Since Obama is bi-racial, the white side of his brain is being messed with by the black half. The white side of the brain being male, and capable of higher thinking, blah, blah, blah, is suppressed.
The (ahem) white males making this case were quite in earnest, and of course, it wasn't 'racist' because they felt sorry of Obama being mixed up like that. They saw it as a matter of nature as the leaders of the CSA said the same thing about blacks and women. Not his fault, and they felt great compassion for him.
That produces the meme he is weak, indecisive, ineffective, easily bullied, gay and since he has that internal neurological conflict, with the female half of brain seeking to control him, he is crazy and dangerous.
'Just think, he has his hand on the nuclear button. He might go off his rocker at a certain time of the month, like Hillary would.'
Yes, they really do think that kind of stuff. They are very 'concerned.'
Some of them. The rest are just plain fascists. I am so glad I got a chance to vent on that, too.
sheshe2
(87,544 posts)And I quote you here, freshwest~
That produces the meme he is weak, indecisive, ineffective, easily bullied, gay and since he has that internal neurological conflict, with the female half of brain seeking to control him, he is crazy and dangerous."
'Just think, he has his hand on the nuclear button. He might go off his rocker at a certain time of the month, like Hillary would.'
Our President's brain is half black and half female. OMG! No wonder they hate him! Nope not a racist thought in their empty heads.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Thought you'd like that one again...
sheshe2
(87,544 posts)GOP are just children stuck in a box...
A sand box. Take your toys and go home boys.
GOP response, sooooo adult~
The adults are in the room.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Hillary has her hand over her mouth, as if she is ready to gag.
Obama is seeing the base nature of mankind at work. No wonder his hair is gray.
Even the adults are horrified, but must find a solution. Meanwhile, the GOP war on us remains.
This is just too much for the armchair warriors to comprehend, looking at Faux Noise and what is put out online.
They are not charged to do anything about it, so they can take a stand and look down and mock.
I wouldn't want to walk a yard in those adult shoes.
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)This is one of the best BOG threads in a long time.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)Not your writing, but the insanity behind the nuts that said black brains are the same as women's brains. That there would be a conflict between the two sides.
This is why the right can't science.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)The CSA made what they thought were scientific claims of the innate inferiority of blacks and women to participate in government. They said, as conservatives have continued to say, that liberals are insane for opposing God's plan and the Laws of Nature (you know, like Gravity).
Read the following links to see where they came to think this way:
Confederate philosophy, read the dreck (emboldening font mine) and weep
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014260932#post149
Scratch them on their Libertarian side, and you will find them adoring ancient philosophers from societies that just so happened to be built on the backs of slaves. The same place the CSA, TPs, Constitutional Party, etc. got their brainy talk. It's actually much worse than what the CSA said:
Ancient Greece and Rome were built on slavery and ruled by a leisure class who talked a lot
http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/11877483#post5
This is what I learned when I tried to reason online with these goons over the years. They feel very secure in their own version of reality. it works for them, actually. It gives them a rationale for their mistreatment of laborers. And it gives them cover to use terrorism to run people off their land or take their property, as an excuse that enriches them. It's not all what we define as hate. It's greed draped uner a flag and family and God.
When all else fails, they tell you that you should be killed off as a danger to 'their' country. Some CTers ascribe to this way of thinking, too, but use different terms. And one more here:
Okay, I will quit after this
http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/11877483#post7
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)Right now I'm in such a well-justified temper fit that I'm sticking to the BOG. Dangerous to turn me loose in this condition. Too many people I want to slap sillier than they already are out there.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)This is an outrage
Look he even painted the WhiteHouse black ....the horror
sheshe2
(87,544 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)At least there was some white still left!
I'm still waiting for the descendants of the black slaves who built the White House to put a labor lien on the place.
Just sayin'
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)and I really believe in contact with the Other Side, maybe I could stir up some litigation with their help.
Anansi1171
(793 posts)They are covering it up because they know that we know that they know that we really do know hes a
MOOSLEM!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)sheshe2
(87,544 posts)See I told ya he was a sissy! He drinks tea! Real men don't drink tea, real men don't even bother to brew their coffee, they just chew on the coffee beans. And, my head is spinning out of control here, he just admitted he HAS NO CONFIDENCE! I told ya he was a loser, failure, and UnAmerikcan! (just in case this is needed here, wouldn't want to be banned from the BOG. Oh wait I am a host here. I won't ban myself, hey Cha...please note the sarcasm thingie!) LOL~
Great OP freshwest. Will it be Teagate or CoffeeConnectingate? Inquring minds want to know.
BOG
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Read the compassionate conservative view of Obama's innate problem posted above:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/110225511#post10
I mean, amirite, huh?
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)that REAL MEN just chew their coffee beans.
Trouble is, the RWNJ's want him to talk like John (ugh) Wayne, but he keeps sounding more like Alan Alda - MY idea of a true man.
sheshe2
(87,544 posts)when I read your post it would have been spewed all over my keyboard.
LOL Irish!
JustAnotherGen
(33,587 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Naturally, those spewing this take pride in not fact checking anything. Since they just 'know.'
greatauntoftriplets
(176,860 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(176,860 posts)It's probably in my blood since my ancestry is largely Irish.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(176,860 posts)IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)Luzianne Coffee, didja? Didn't need alcohol with that stuff. I still guzzle it today. That's what explains my sweet nature, dammit!
greatauntoftriplets
(176,860 posts)Just don't like the stuff.
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)That'll be fuel to birthers.
elleng
(136,108 posts)Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)Hmmm, I wonder what kind of coffee they do serve at state dinners.