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sheshe2

(87,578 posts)
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 06:19 PM Apr 2013

Some good old-fashioned TRUTH-TELLING here:


Republicans, Need a Minority To Love? Try President Obama
By: Black Liberal Boomer

If President Obama is unsure what to do with himself once he leaves office, he can always do standup. The man is just funny.

But of all the lines he delivered at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner (and he made sure to get his licks in with a razor), the hands-down keeper was when he suggested that if the Republicans were really sincere about their new outreach efforts to attract more minorities, perhaps they might want to do a “test run” by reaching out to the President of the United States.

No one else could have DELIVERED this SLICE & DICE line of TRUTH, more effectively than President Barack Hussein Obama. NOBODY




http://3chicspolitico.com/2013/04/28/video-republican-partys-minority-outreach-has-a-candidate-its-the-president-stupid/
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Some good old-fashioned TRUTH-TELLING here: (Original Post) sheshe2 Apr 2013 OP
That is fucking hilarious! CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2013 #1
He does, Peggy! nt sheshe2 Apr 2013 #2
Woo-hoo! CalPeg drops the F-Bomb! Aristus Apr 2013 #12
He delivers jokes extraordinarily well. And he's gotten some good points across with them. DirkGently Apr 2013 #3
Smart TNNurse Apr 2013 #4
Right on, and welcome to DU! classof56 Apr 2013 #6
He could definitely do stand-up. Or, be a comedy show host. n/t Triana Apr 2013 #5
Thanks! Scurrilous Apr 2013 #7
I loved his line to Michele Bachmann Myrina Apr 2013 #8
Thanks, Myrina sheshe2 Apr 2013 #9
Ok, now THAT was worth taking the time to watch. Flying Squirrel Apr 2013 #10
I... I can't stop staring at Callista's hair. It doesn't move. Not one strand of hair moves. DRoseDARs Apr 2013 #11
I noticed! sheshe2 Apr 2013 #14
Calista's Helmet leftieNanner Apr 2013 #15
I made an observation on here that she looked like a department-store mannequin on meth..... lastlib Apr 2013 #16
~~~ sheshe2 Apr 2013 #18
K&R nt ProudProgressiveNow Apr 2013 #13
This was his best line ladym55 Apr 2013 #17
He knocked it out of the park! Isoldeblue Apr 2013 #19
Even better the second time! Gawd, she.. he had Cha Apr 2013 #20
perfect timing, delivery.... BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2013 #21
Love that little throaty chuckle at the end... Thanks Sheshe! freshwest Apr 2013 #22
Thank YOU, freshwest! sheshe2 Apr 2013 #23
Whoever Jamaal510 Apr 2013 #24

TNNurse

(7,128 posts)
4. Smart
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 06:54 PM
Apr 2013

I voted for him twice. I do not agree with everything he has done. He is smart, no dummy could deliver a line as well.

Myrina

(12,296 posts)
8. I loved his line to Michele Bachmann
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 07:11 PM
Apr 2013

... i think it was from last year's event?? ... About her bring born in Canada ... Then ge looked over to where she was & said (with a decidedly "fuck you" look in his eyes) "this is how it starts, Michelle ... "

 

DRoseDARs

(6,810 posts)
11. I... I can't stop staring at Callista's hair. It doesn't move. Not one strand of hair moves.
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 07:54 PM
Apr 2013

My GAWD how much Aquanet did she use? Or is she wearing one of those Lego man hair pieces?

leftieNanner

(15,700 posts)
15. Calista's Helmet
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 08:31 PM
Apr 2013

In the days of the once-a-week hair do appointment, my Mom (way prettier and classier than Mrs. Newt) - would sleep with her hair wrapped in toilet paper with a clippie holding it in place, especially as it got closer to the end of the week. So Calista doesn't necessarily have to sleep standing up. But given the alternative, maybe it's not such a bad idea.

Obama's delivery at this event was spectacular! Thanks for posting.

lastlib

(24,929 posts)
16. I made an observation on here that she looked like a department-store mannequin on meth.....
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 08:37 PM
Apr 2013

so maybe she DOES sleep standing up!

(Or maybe she doesn't sleep..............maybe she just goes on the charger at night......HMMMmmmmm..........has anybody ever seen her back?? Is there a port back there??)

ladym55

(2,577 posts)
17. This was his best line
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 08:44 PM
Apr 2013

And having watched the whole piece, that is saying something. He shredded them all with a smile and a laugh.

Isoldeblue

(1,135 posts)
19. He knocked it out of the park!
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 09:17 PM
Apr 2013

And to hear people call him weak and crap....? To me, he is, "the man of steel"!!

A weak person wouldn't be able to show whose ass is grass, like President Obama did last night!

Cha

(305,448 posts)
20. Even better the second time! Gawd, she.. he had
Sun Apr 28, 2013, 09:31 PM
Apr 2013

had Newt & Calista laughing.. they could have sat there with stony faces.

I wanna know who's President Obama's joke writer.. bullseye brilliant!

But, the delivery is all PBO's..

Mahalo She~

BOG Strong

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
21. perfect timing, delivery....
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:32 AM
Apr 2013

and hits the nail right you-know-where.

wish the damn pukes would take a clue.


Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)
24. Whoever
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 08:54 PM
Apr 2013

his writers are--they are geniuses. There was a lot of truth in that joke there; many black people haven't been taking too kindly to the treatment that the 1st black president has been getting from his critics on the other side of the aisle, whether it is questioning his place of birth or conspiring to oppose everything he supports, even things that they've once supported (like the health care mandate).
I never would've expected him to go there with that joke, though, because besides the race speech, I rarely see Obama really dive into racial matters like that.

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