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47of74

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Wed Apr 22, 2015, 04:22 PM Apr 2015

Naked woman crashes car into Kohls after PF Chang's happy hour

And no this wasn't Florida. This was Texas so maybe the Florida spread across the Gulf.

A southwest Houston Kohl's closed early Monday night after a bizarre crash. A naked woman drove her car into the front of the store.

The woman in her late 40s told Houston police she had just left happy hour at PF Chang's. She got into her car and drove straight into the store, which is in the 11700 block of Westheimer. Eyewitnesses say she was traveling around 60 mph across the parking lot before she crashed just 8 feet to the right of the front door.

"It was loud. She just kept going, wouldn't stop. She just went straight into the wall," described Godient Derbigney, a security guard for the shopping center.

She didn't tell police why she didn't stop and why she was naked. Officers say her clothes were on the floorboard and they don't believe she was drunk.


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Naked woman crashes car into Kohls after PF Chang's happy hour (Original Post) 47of74 Apr 2015 OP
Did they find a vibrator in the car? TreasonousBastard Apr 2015 #1
Hmmm. That is a good question. 47of74 Apr 2015 #4
Could be that her tires needed balancing... Thor_MN Apr 2015 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author TreasonousBastard Apr 2015 #2
She can't stop Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #3
There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them . . . Journeyman Jan 2023 #6
Naked and crazy? Mopar151 Feb 2023 #7
She obviously needed to buy some clothes. marmar Feb 2023 #8

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