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Related: About this forumNaked woman crashes car into Kohls after PF Chang's happy hour
And no this wasn't Florida. This was Texas so maybe the Florida spread across the Gulf.
A southwest Houston Kohl's closed early Monday night after a bizarre crash. A naked woman drove her car into the front of the store.
The woman in her late 40s told Houston police she had just left happy hour at PF Chang's. She got into her car and drove straight into the store, which is in the 11700 block of Westheimer. Eyewitnesses say she was traveling around 60 mph across the parking lot before she crashed just 8 feet to the right of the front door.
"It was loud. She just kept going, wouldn't stop. She just went straight into the wall," described Godient Derbigney, a security guard for the shopping center.
She didn't tell police why she didn't stop and why she was naked. Officers say her clothes were on the floorboard and they don't believe she was drunk.
The woman in her late 40s told Houston police she had just left happy hour at PF Chang's. She got into her car and drove straight into the store, which is in the 11700 block of Westheimer. Eyewitnesses say she was traveling around 60 mph across the parking lot before she crashed just 8 feet to the right of the front door.
"It was loud. She just kept going, wouldn't stop. She just went straight into the wall," described Godient Derbigney, a security guard for the shopping center.
She didn't tell police why she didn't stop and why she was naked. Officers say her clothes were on the floorboard and they don't believe she was drunk.
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Naked woman crashes car into Kohls after PF Chang's happy hour (Original Post)
47of74
Apr 2015
OP
There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them . . .
Journeyman
Jan 2023
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TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)1. Did they find a vibrator in the car?
47of74
(18,470 posts)4. Hmmm. That is a good question.
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)5. Could be that her tires needed balancing...
Response to 47of74 (Original post)
TreasonousBastard This message was self-deleted by its author.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)3. She can't stop
and she won't stop
Journeyman
(15,135 posts)6. There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them . . .
Mopar151
(10,171 posts)7. Naked and crazy?
Maybe a leetle too much methamphetamine?
marmar
(77,975 posts)8. She obviously needed to buy some clothes.