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(18,470 posts) Sat Jul 11, 2015, 09:34 AM Jul 2015

Florida (where else, of course) man calls synthetic weed his yard clippings.

After being pulled over, Florida man Jayson Curtiss tried to explain away the bag of green leafy stuff in his vehicle.

“I am a licensed dealer of that,” Curtiss first said.

“It is for aroma therapy,” he then claimed.

Finally, the 38-year-old Floridian floated a third explanation:

“It’s my yard clippings,” he said

The cops weren't buying and sent the "yard clippings" to the lab for analysis. The lab came back to say it was XLR-11, a synthetic and illegal cannabinoid.

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