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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Wed Jan 27, 2016, 12:34 AM Jan 2016

Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone

In Michigan;

A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.

The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.

Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became "distracted" while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene,



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Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone (Original Post) 47of74 Jan 2016 OP
The French refer to the orgasm as 'the little death'. Aristus Jan 2016 #1
Little death and traffic not a good mix jakeXT Jan 2016 #2
talk about getting rubbed out.... dhill926 Jan 2016 #3
"Was it good for you?" Adsos Letter Jan 2016 #4

Aristus

(67,930 posts)
1. The French refer to the orgasm as 'the little death'.
Wed Jan 27, 2016, 01:09 AM
Jan 2016

For this guy, the big death and the little death came at the same time...

jakeXT

(10,575 posts)
2. Little death and traffic not a good mix
Wed Jan 27, 2016, 02:35 AM
Jan 2016

UK woman crashes Mini into van while using vibrator: reports

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A British motorist crashed into the back of a van while she was pleasuring herself with a vibrator.

The woman was recently stuck in traffic in Cirencester when her Mini suddenly lurched forward, according to the Gloucestershire Echo.

Her car then plowed into the back of a stationary M&J Seafood vehicle.


But when M&J Seafood bosses checked footage from their vehicle's rear camera, they spotted her doing up her pants in the immediate aftermath of the accident.

She was also holding a Rampant Rabbit-style sex toy.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/uk-woman-crashes-mini-van-vibrator-reports-article-1.2291467

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