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LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
Wed May 18, 2016, 10:49 AM May 2016

Meanwhile, Florida woman stole sex toys from Walmart because she was ‘too lazy’ to pay: police

"A Florida woman was arrested after police said she tried to steal two sex toys and some personal lubricant from a Walmart store.

Therasa Prine was taken into custody Saturday after leaving the store in St. Petersburg after paying for some — but not all — of the items she picked up, reported The Smoking Gun.

The 25-year-old Prine neglected to pay for a Trojan Ultra Touch personal massager, K-Y Intense Arousal Gel and a LifeStyles vibrating penis ring, police said.

Prine told police she was “too lazy” to pay for those items, although police said she paid for other, unspecified items."

More:
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-sex-toys-from-walmart-because-she-was-too-lazy-to-pay-for-them/

Where would America be without Florida Men and Florida Women?

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Meanwhile, Florida woman stole sex toys from Walmart because she was ‘too lazy’ to pay: police (Original Post) LiberalEsto May 2016 OP
Walmart sells sex toys? liberal N proud May 2016 #1
beat me to it. mopinko May 2016 #2
I suppose all the fools who would be offended over that fact... 47of74 May 2016 #3
Everything is a sex toy MosheFeingold May 2016 #5
Rule 34 47of74 May 2016 #6
They are in a back room behind the curtains Kaleva May 2016 #7
I got this 47of74 May 2016 #4
The only sex toy section I've seen in a Walmart is where the fresh produce is. Kaleva May 2016 #8
 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
3. I suppose all the fools who would be offended over that fact...
Wed May 18, 2016, 11:54 AM
May 2016

....are too busy making asses of themselves at the nearest Target right now to care about their preferred retail outlet selling such ebil devil stuff.

 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
6. Rule 34
Wed May 18, 2016, 01:54 PM
May 2016

Of course one must be careful, as this case from 2009 where a guy and a girl tried attaching a sex toy to a saber saw blade demonstrated;

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.


Kaleva

(37,840 posts)
8. The only sex toy section I've seen in a Walmart is where the fresh produce is.
Fri May 20, 2016, 05:09 PM
May 2016

Fresh produce isn't just for healthy eating.

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