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Wicked Blue

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Sat Aug 20, 2022, 11:43 AM Aug 2022

Florida Man Shot Dead After Climbing Into Stranger's Bed With Machete, Whispering 'I Love You'

Daily Beast
Dan Ladden-Hall
News Correspondent
Updated Aug. 19, 2022 10:08AM ET
Published Aug. 19, 2022 9:56AM ET

A Florida man was shot dead Thursday after breaking into a stranger’s house, getting into bed with the homeowner, and saying “I love you” while wielding a machete, authorities said.

The victim was asleep in an apartment attached to his home in Fruitville, Florida, when the bizarre ordeal began. The unnamed homeowner woke up to find the intruder lying next to him with a machete belonging to the victim. The armed man—who authorities have not identified—was whispering his sweet nothings to the victim when he woke him up.

“I have an intruder that broke into my home,” the victim told 911 dispatchers, Fox 35 reports. “He’s got a damn machete and he’s a little whacked.”

The victim added: “I woke up on a mattress and there’s a guy lying next to me saying, ‘I love you.’ I’m weirded out. He’s got my machete in his hand.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fruitville-florida-man-shot-dead-after-creeping-into-strangers-bed-with-machete-sarasota-officials-say?ref=home

I just want, to slay, I love you

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Florida Man Shot Dead After Climbing Into Stranger's Bed With Machete, Whispering 'I Love You' (Original Post) Wicked Blue Aug 2022 OP
Ya don't whisper sweet nuthin 3Hotdogs Aug 2022 #1
EEWWWwww! 2naSalit Aug 2022 #2
Florida gets weirder by the day. Meadowoak Aug 2022 #3
I am sure there will be twists and turns in this story, but as it stands bottomofthehill Aug 2022 #4

bottomofthehill

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4. I am sure there will be twists and turns in this story, but as it stands
Sat Aug 20, 2022, 01:12 PM
Aug 2022

This is exactly what the term “ fuck around and find out” is designed for. If you climb into my bed with a machete and I have access to a gun, I will shoot you.

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