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Related: About this forumFlorida man claims airport bomb threat was attempt to 'flirt' with fellow traveler
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A Florida man claims he was attempting to flirt with another traveler when he made a wisecrack about having a bomb in his bag at an airport, according to police.
Miami native Alan Borinsky, 70, told police he was trying to be funny when he made the remark at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Friday, according to an arrest report from the Broward Sheriffs Office.
Borinsky was sitting at Gate G11 in terminal four when two witnesses overheard him tell another passenger something like If the bomb in my bag goes off prematurely, I apologize to your family in advance, the police report says, WPLG reported. ...........(more)
https://nypost.com/2024/03/06/us-news/florida-man-claims-airport-bomb-threat-was-attempt-to-flirt-with-passenger/
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Walleye
(33,709 posts)Silly rule probably but there you have it
EYESORE 9001
(27,130 posts)Swift end to a promising young comics career.
PoindexterOglethorpe
(26,105 posts)mobeau69
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BlueKota
(2,887 posts)I don't think that flirting tactic would impress most women.
Bobstandard
(1,546 posts)Aristus
(67,480 posts)Or maybe give up trying to flirt, because man, he's bad at it!
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(760 posts)He did this in order to chat up that poor horrified woman? What the hell is on the water in Florida? He should know better...