Creepy Neighbor Sues For Wifi Password

While living next to his neighbor, Jennifer Everett, for the last few years, Rick Conners has been using her wifi without her knowledge. After Ms. Everett protected her wifi access with a password, Mr. Conners has been demanding that she return his access to her internet. After denying his request, Mr. Conners decided to sue her and claims that since he is subjected to her loud music, he should be allowed to access her wifi because after all, the signal much like the music bleeds through the walls and into his residence.