Hillary Clinton

displacedtexan

(15,696 posts) Fri Jun 3, 2016, 03:29 PM Jun 2016

Did you hear the one about Bernie planning to skydive into Cloverdale?

I'm not kidding.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sanders-skydiving-company-entrance

The comments after the article are pure gold. My favorite: But who's going to bring the shark?

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Did you hear the one about Bernie planning to skydive into Cloverdale? (Original Post) displacedtexan Jun 2016 OP

he could hold a press conference while doing it and land at a pro sports event too nt msongs Jun 2016 #1

Maybe he'll take a nice nap on the way down! Walk away Jun 2016 #2

I also liked this comment DesertRat Jun 2016 #3

LOL SharonClark Jun 2016 #16

Yeah.. they got the picture! Cha Jun 2016 #20

He's practicing already... savalez Jun 2016 #4

No helmet? jmowreader Jun 2016 #6

I heard he wanted to experience what his plummeting poll numbers feel like. BobbyDrake Jun 2016 #5

ROFLMFAO! William769 Jun 2016 #12

Good one! NurseJackie Jun 2016 #13

LOL@that! Cha Jun 2016 #21

... puffy socks Jun 2016 #23

Comedy gold in the comments... Lucinda Jun 2016 #7

I swear, as God as my witness I thought Bernie could fly nt MistakenLamb Jun 2016 #8

Oh, the humanity... fleabiscuit Jun 2016 #10

It's not going to happen DesertRat Jun 2016 #9

Darn. LisaM Jun 2016 #17

Ohhhhh too bad.. Cha Jun 2016 #22

Damn! NastyRiffraff Jun 2016 #25

this comment cracked me up DemonGoddess Jun 2016 #11

Oh dear, the comments! eom UtahLib Jun 2016 #14

Oh my gawd - flashbacks of Bush landing on the aircraft carrier Politicub Jun 2016 #15

What a hoot it is! puffy socks Jun 2016 #18

LOL! caquillo Jun 2016 #19

That would have been his one and only chance to make a permanent mark on the country. DavidDvorkin Jun 2016 #24

Literally! caquillo Jun 2016 #26

Exactly. DavidDvorkin Jun 2016 #27

msongs

(70,178 posts)

1. he could hold a press conference while doing it and land at a pro sports event too nt

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 03:31 PM

Jun 2016

Walk away

(9,494 posts)

2. Maybe he'll take a nice nap on the way down!

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 03:37 PM

Jun 2016

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

3. I also liked this comment

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 03:44 PM

Jun 2016

I think he should have Susan Sarandon, Rosario Dawson, Jeff Weaver, and Tad Devine dress as Egyptian slaves and carry him into the convention on a litter like Cleopatra entering Rome.

SharonClark

(10,324 posts)

16. LOL

Reply to DesertRat (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 08:41 PM

Jun 2016

Cha

(305,438 posts)

20. Yeah.. they got the picture!

Reply to DesertRat (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 10:23 PM

Jun 2016

savalez

(3,517 posts)

4. He's practicing already...

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 03:46 PM

Jun 2016

jmowreader

(51,467 posts)

6. No helmet?

Reply to savalez (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 04:46 PM

Jun 2016

Circus stunts. Is he really that desperate?

BobbyDrake

(2,542 posts)

5. I heard he wanted to experience what his plummeting poll numbers feel like.

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 03:59 PM

Jun 2016

William769

(55,829 posts)

12. ROFLMFAO!

Reply to BobbyDrake (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 06:17 PM

Jun 2016

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

13. Good one!

Reply to BobbyDrake (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 06:23 PM

Jun 2016

Cha

(305,438 posts)

21. LOL@that!

Reply to BobbyDrake (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 10:24 PM

Jun 2016

puffy socks

(1,473 posts)

23. ...

Reply to BobbyDrake (Reply #5)

Sat Jun 4, 2016, 08:51 AM

Jun 2016

Lucinda

(31,170 posts)

7. Comedy gold in the comments...

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 04:51 PM

Jun 2016

MistakenLamb

(787 posts)

8. I swear, as God as my witness I thought Bernie could fly nt

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 04:52 PM

Jun 2016

fleabiscuit

(4,542 posts)

10. Oh, the humanity...

Reply to MistakenLamb (Reply #8)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 05:27 PM

Jun 2016

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

9. It's not going to happen

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 05:14 PM

Jun 2016

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1251&pid=2116475

LisaM

(28,609 posts)

17. Darn.

Reply to DesertRat (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 09:22 PM

Jun 2016

It would have been too funny for words.

Cha

(305,438 posts)

22. Ohhhhh too bad..

Reply to DesertRat (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 10:25 PM

Jun 2016

Rofl Mahalo, DR~

NastyRiffraff

(12,448 posts)

25. Damn!

Reply to DesertRat (Reply #9)

Sat Jun 4, 2016, 12:48 PM

Jun 2016

At least we have those hilarious comments!

DemonGoddess

(5,123 posts)

11. this comment cracked me up

Reply to displacedtexan (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2016, 06:11 PM

Jun 2016

Skydiving? BAH! He's going to ride in on a pagacorn, and it was shit...er...spread sparkly revolution dust all over the faithful! That's how a REAL leader does it!