Haha! You gave us a bunch of non-answers to choose from!

Not that we're anxious or anything.

Remember, we were delayed because Elad was unavailable this weekend and Skinner appropriately adopted the "No Elad, No Upgrade" strategy.

I hope Elad had a good weekend, while we pummeled each other with a couple bonus days of Bernie bashing and Clinton crushing.

But it'll all be over soon. Monday first thing. Monday mid-day. Monday mid-afternoon. Sometime during the day, Elad will push the button. The world will shake and shift on it's axis. A inexplicable shadow will briefly cross the land. Somewhere, a goat will be sacrificed.

Then it will be over and we can all get our butts focused on ensuring The Donald and every f'ing R candidate within the reach of our ballot spends 2017 and beyond in the private sector.

So I used a bowl of spaghetti.
Spaghetti, sadly, does not lend itself to augury, though it goes well with tomato bisque.

I bet squid would work. All those tenticles!

But next time...

...as in studying the words and deeds of the immortal Augie Doggie ?


How can forget those sage words from the early 60's. "Ears can flop and tails can wag--flippity, floppity, wiggeldy, waggeldy-- All of your troubles away."

Come Monday, there will be much flippin, floppin, wigglin, and wagglin....and it'll all be over.

can't trust that day..."

and is dealt with