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dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
Fri Dec 16, 2011, 06:39 AM Dec 2011

Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list proves men will masturbate to anything

After Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list highlighted that the most popular search terms of the year include ‘Royal wedding’ and ‘What is scampi?’, it has become clear that men will stop at nothing when hunting for things to masturbate to.

With search terms including “How to wallpaper” and “What is Adele?”, ranking amongst the highest searches, a number of specialist sites are beginning to appear to help men cater for their expanding needs.

Stuart Lusty from Swindon has revealed that his website, Asian Swingbins, has been inundated with traffic since he set it up just over two months ago.

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“I thought that I was in the minority when it came to being aroused by waste receptacles from the World’s largest continent, but it seems men everywhere are always on the look out for new things to crack one out to.”

http://newsthump.com/2011/12/15/googles-zeitgeist-2011-search-list-proves-men-will-masturbate-to-anything/

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Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list proves men will masturbate to anything (Original Post) dipsydoodle Dec 2011 OP
THINK of how this is rewiring those easily reprogrammed male sex-brains, what with those nefarious Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #1
I skip the middleman, and just masturbate to the list itself. NT Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #2
That website is absolutely disgusting. It just adds to the objectification by men 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #3
rofl not sure if its comedy but its so true loli phabay Jul 2012 #4

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
1. THINK of how this is rewiring those easily reprogrammed male sex-brains, what with those nefarious
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 03:20 AM
Jan 2012
erotoxins!!!!!!!!...

No Wonder you have all those guys in trenchcoats, every night, furtively standing in front of the window at the Kragen Auto Parts.

They've been REWIRED to find spark plugs arousing, GOD HELP US ALL!!!!

Sigh. Sniff. Weep. Sigh.

Several Scientifically Provenated studies have shown definitively that men can't be trusted to "masturbate to anything."
 

loli phabay

(5,580 posts)
4. rofl not sure if its comedy but its so true
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 02:16 PM
Jul 2012

Its amazing the stuff that turns people on and long may it continue.

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