Vegetarian, Vegan and Animal Rights

WillParkinson

(16,866 posts) Sat Dec 24, 2011, 03:38 AM Dec 2011

They've discovered that Vegans are terrorists and now have the proof they need!

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They've discovered that Vegans are terrorists and now have the proof they need! (Original Post) WillParkinson Dec 2011 OP

Well, that and non-junk food vegans tend to live longer and get less sick. Systematic Chaos Dec 2011 #1

Sounds like a webpage on Glenn Beck's logic: freshwest Dec 2011 #2

Activate the baba-ganoush sleeper cells. Codeine Dec 2011 #3

TABOULI!!!!!!!! flvegan Dec 2011 #4

No, FALAFEL burgers. Tonight, for dinner. freshwest Jul 2012 #5

Systematic Chaos

(8,601 posts)

1. Well, that and non-junk food vegans tend to live longer and get less sick.

Reply to WillParkinson (Original post)

Sat Dec 24, 2011, 03:55 AM

Dec 2011

And they tend to buy a lot less prepared food from huge agri-biz corporations.

So they're automatically of far less use to the military-industrial-medical complex.

And they're often more intelligent and prone to be free thinkers so their minds must be full of disruptive and threatening thoughts!

We're fucking horrible, aren't we?

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

2. Sounds like a webpage on Glenn Beck's logic:

Reply to WillParkinson (Original post)

Sat Dec 24, 2011, 07:39 AM

Dec 2011

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News Corpse Moderator 12/02/2010 02:38 AM in reply to jjamele2880

But Beck's logic is flawless.

State = National. Capitalism = Socialism. Thus State Capitalism = National Socialism. Ergo Progressives are Nazis.

It works with anything. Try it yourself with...say...Furry Kittens.

Furry = National. Kittens = Socialism. Thus Furry Kittens = National Socialism.

There you have it. Unassailable evidence that furry kittens are Nazis.

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