The only way to describe my bouquet is to follow my directions.

1. Put the inside of your wrists together with your fingers pointing up

(Then you verbally add that I am giving you a bouquet of these.)

2. Then you drop all but your middle fingers.

Oh, and lesbian.

So I only need female "friends."

HA

must be horny again!

He says absolutely nothing about himself. If this was real he would have described himself as a successful nobleman with a regal profile possessing honor, integrity, and God's own righteousness.

This guy should have his own show.

...how many responses he got and what they said.

... but all the other stuff is quite common unfortunately.