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Related: About this forumLaws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As (Many) Men
(NOTE: I added "Many" to the title, because all men are not sexist.)https://dashmacintyre.medium.com/laws-women-would-write-if-they-were-as-sexist-as-men-f28c19d7563b
The Bible is very clear that men must not be allowed to waste their seed, so therefore masturbation should be highly criminalized with a minimum punishments of ten years.
Men must start paying child support as soon as conception occurs, and the rate must be no less than 50% of their income in accordance with masculine responsibility as the head of the family, and in accordance with Christian family values.
Viagra and other erectile dysfunction pills are henceforth banned because they go against Gods grand, master plan. Maybe men should thank God for blessing them with tiny, flaccid penises, and honor Gods intentions for their erectile dysfunction.
Men must wear jockstraps and protective cups at all times to protect their sperm. Any infertile men will be investigated and prosecuted if gonadal negligence has been suspected. . . .
-- MORE at link. Men must start paying child support as soon as conception occurs, and the rate must be no less than 50% of their income in accordance with masculine responsibility as the head of the family, and in accordance with Christian family values.
Viagra and other erectile dysfunction pills are henceforth banned because they go against Gods grand, master plan. Maybe men should thank God for blessing them with tiny, flaccid penises, and honor Gods intentions for their erectile dysfunction.
Men must wear jockstraps and protective cups at all times to protect their sperm. Any infertile men will be investigated and prosecuted if gonadal negligence has been suspected. . . .
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Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As (Many) Men (Original Post)
CousinIT
Oct 2023
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CrispyQ
(37,512 posts)1. That last one is gonna do some damage!
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Native
(6,083 posts)2. Honor-killing of unfaithful husbands gets a more lenient prison sentence than regular husband murders.
This was my favorite.
Ford_Prefect
(8,147 posts)3. ....And then there is this choice selection.
Unmarried men must have written permission from their mothers to leave the house unaccompanied, or theyll be suspected of prostitution. Without written permission, they must be accompanied by a female relative, either a sister or cousin.