Yay, Mayo has Doctors familiar with my disease(s)

And lucky for me, there's a Mayo campus nearby.

But unfortunately they require a cash deposit of $5K before they'll see me. I'll be eligible for Medicare in a few months but I'm afraid it'll still cost me an arm and a leg (or maybe just a few toes, HA).

Greatest Healthcare System in the World? Ok, sure, but when all I can do is look at the entrance to their campus and cannot afford to go in, it sucks pretty bad.