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Orrex

(63,939 posts)
Tue Jun 20, 2023, 09:29 PM Jun 2023

Hypothetical question

Suppose that a hypothetical person (let's call them, um, Xerro) were growing a hypothetical garden, but a hypothetical animal (let's call it a houndgrog) decided to help itself to just about every last vegetable.

Suppose further that Xerro were to catch the houndgrog in a humane trap in hope of releasing it elsewhere.

Let's say that Xerro deposited the houndgrog about 15 miles away in an uncultivated meadow surrounded by woods. Is that far enough to prevent it from finding its way back?

I've read conflicting suggestions online and wanted to pick a few brains here. And I ask because Xerro might hypothetically have spotted a houndgrog staking out the hypothetical garden, and they wondered if it's the same one or a successor.


Your hypothetical help is much appreciated!

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Hypothetical question (Original Post) Orrex Jun 2023 OP
How many roads must a houndgrog cross WheelWalker Jun 2023 #1
So you see my dilemma! Orrex Jun 2023 #2
To garden is at once to experience and to tend the Dharma. WheelWalker Jun 2023 #3
Profound, but not especially (hypothetically) helpful! Orrex Jun 2023 #4
Logically, you are bound in what is known as a "destructive dilemma". WheelWalker Jun 2023 #5
Simple Bayard Jun 2023 #6
As a matter of fact... Orrex Jun 2023 #8
you knew nothing of the twin brother? stopdiggin Jun 2023 #7
I don't know about groundhogs Kali Jun 2023 #9
Relocating nuisance animals is also illegal in many places. nt sl8 Jun 2023 #10
indeed Kali Jun 2023 #11
That's a good point Orrex Jun 2023 #12

Bayard

(24,105 posts)
6. Simple
Tue Jun 20, 2023, 10:25 PM
Jun 2023

If you do catch the varmint, you spray paint a spot on him (your preference of color.) If you catch the same guy again, you will know him by his spot. You didn't take him far enough. Try Nebraska next time.

Orrex

(63,939 posts)
8. As a matter of fact...
Wed Jun 21, 2023, 07:55 AM
Jun 2023

Xerro considered painting the critter but then thought “nah, it’ll never find its way back.”

Kali

(55,687 posts)
9. I don't know about groundhogs
Wed Jun 21, 2023, 10:29 AM
Jun 2023

but skunks will travel 10 miles or more to get back to where they were trapped. Once again confirming my opinion about "humane" catch and release. PM if you want more info. I deal with rural reality, not Disney stories.

Kali

(55,687 posts)
11. indeed
Wed Jun 21, 2023, 10:51 AM
Jun 2023

I have frequently mentioned on the many "eek a mouse in my house" threads over the years the fact that releasing vermin may make the individual doing it feel good but it is either actually cruel or passing the problem along to someone else.

Orrex

(63,939 posts)
12. That's a good point
Wed Jun 21, 2023, 01:23 PM
Jun 2023

I’ll have to use some Trumper’s yard as a release site henceforth.

Honestly, I had no humane way to dispatch it or I’d have done so. We’ll see how the current hypothetical pest fares.

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