If he has a chew and Layla also has a chew, that he has 0 chews (when that happens, Mom makes sure no one has a chew).

We call it Lab Math. Also for couch sharing.

Horny. Some stuffed animal with horns. ---Lamby; Lambchop that squeeks. Little Lamby. Many others. She knows them by name.

I tell DH if she was a human and stacked her toys like that at school we'd have the Department of Children's services beating our door down.

I had a TV stand that was small enough that if he tried from every side he could reach something under it. The gap at the bottom was just high enough to get his front legs under. He would deliberately roll small balls under the stand and then go round and round the stand maneuvering them back out. Victory prance, ball in mouth, then repeat.