Rubbing my right paws furry belly Boog the chocolate lab.

On back porch having coffee sitting on the steps talking with the chocolate menace. The patio door opened earlier and my wife told him outside you creep then informed me that boog was trying to score danish from the table arthritic hips not holding him down.

My wife said to me that dog never listens I replied Boog feels that obedience is just a suggestion or negotiable. Especially when it comes to food because he is ruled by his stomach.