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Floor is wet kitchen floor domestic woof slobbers
Three furry pups slobbering as Mrs Duncan pup is making tacos for dinner. I just walked through kitchen fighting maneuvering amongst our K9’s they won’t move knock it off man we’re mooching stop bumping us we’re busy begging.So I was in my bare feet and I’m like wow with the drool on floor I said to my wife.
I fear the day when these 3 K9’s figure out that as hoomans they realize we’re made out of bones and meat.
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Wait'll the beans give them gas that will peel the paint off the walls. 
I'll bet she enjoyed them immensely.
When in a pinch that way, I try to get Burger King and have them make plain burgers "off the broiler" which, in their language means "put it through the broiler twice." Gets more nasty grease out of the meat.