DEFINITELY skimped on the cool whip! (Neighbor brought me gift plate for dinner, with GREAT home-made pecan pie and WHIPPED CREAM! Sure want to ask for more NOW!

I doubt they think you ARE dinner, you just 'serve' dinner! (and lunch, and breakfast!) Their wolf-ishness has mostly expired.

should be safe.

To bite the hand that feeds them pumpkin pie

That or take a pie to bed.

... impulsive. That there's less 3% genetic difference between my cat and a tiger. I've watched him stalk my wife. He's considered culling our little herd. I've caught him listening to us while he pretended to sleep. I have a spiderweb of scratches on my forearms that show up well in a black light. It looks like I had an EMO teen years.

Dogs have a short attention span, but they are forgiving. They never compare portion size.

But cats ...

Maybe the cat will attack your wife first and give you a chance to escape oh and then call for help.

... G*D bless you, dude. I look out for everything you write.