intruders.

Could get dog slobber dna off the paper plate.

That Antifa they come to our house, too!

They took the sandwich down to the beach and let it swim back into the deep ocean in freedom.

Have you tried kelp sandwiches with lots of mayonnaise ? The word is they are very yummy. Only thing is,.. the dog might not agree.

I, personally, would call 📞 the FBI. This is that serious!

“But that would be divisive. Now is the time for healing…”

Antifa Paws Gang probably has branches in a lot of places

Could have sworn there was a bag of hotdog rolls on the counter. Found the empty bag on the living room floor and my granddog (a black lab) licking her lips. They were Pillsbury Farm rolls too, not Giant brand like I always get.

My vet has been hounding (!) me to cut down the treats for my poor little akita mix - get her back under 100#. Not sure I have the stomach for that.

they're so sneaky like that.

pet stories are the best humor of all.

A Belgian Malinois, witnessed a thief steal a whole roasted chicken right off the counter while Mom's back was turned.

Twice.

I was eating a hamburger with cheese, lettuce and tomato.

The doorbell range, I answered it.

By the time I was done, all that was left was the lettuce and tomato.

I asked my dog if he knew who stole my burger. He just looked at me.

Now I know it was Antifa. I knew my dog would never do such a thing.

1) Antifa loves tuna melts.
2) They are experts at sneaking past good boys, like Duncan.
3) They can break in and do this unseen, leaving no trace, in the flick of a dog's tail.

i never.....

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child. He had issues and we would argue. Anyway, he was a mutant, 102lbs, 36" to the top of his head. He could walk by the kitchen counter or table and inhale a sandwich with out missing a step. He was such a fucker.