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Duncanpup

(13,689 posts) Mon Nov 6, 2023, 04:28 PM Nov 2023

Gonna put a paper bag over Duncs head.

Eating dinner and Dunc the golden retriever has been fed.
Yet it’s the eyes and that face when he looks at me mooching. I’ll be cool about it i told him I’ll cut eyeholes and a place for his muzzle.

Every time I speak to him he gets really alert ok Dad you know Duncan’s love Stromboli 18 and i speak for the chonk .

And that’s really not saying much i told him about his love of Stromboli as we caught you trying to eat cat turds earlier out of litter box as 18 was going clean it.

He’s a golden shit head.

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Gonna put a paper bag over Duncs head. (Original Post) Duncanpup Nov 2023 OP

Golden shit head surpasses MOMFUDSKI Nov 2023 #1

Boog was a chocolate Asshole Duncanpup Nov 2023 #3

Lololol blm Nov 2023 #2

With retriever dogs, the stomach rules. Diamond_Dog Nov 2023 #4

Good point. Duncanpup Nov 2023 #5

When I was a kid, slightlv Nov 2023 #6

"A true mutt the size of a pony" lol jpak Nov 2023 #7

Well known fact: Aussie105 Nov 2023 #8

Reminds me of my sister's English Lab. roamer65 Nov 2023 #9

MOMFUDSKI

(7,080 posts)

1. Golden shit head surpasses

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 04:36 PM

Nov 2023

the time you called the lab a Chocolate Asshole. You DO have such a way with words! lol. Keep it coming.

Duncanpup

(13,689 posts)

3. Boog was a chocolate Asshole

Reply to MOMFUDSKI (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 04:48 PM

Nov 2023

It was his full time job.

blm

(113,819 posts)

2. Lololol

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 04:38 PM

Nov 2023

Diamond_Dog

(34,628 posts)

4. With retriever dogs, the stomach rules.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 05:19 PM

Nov 2023

Dog-dish food is just the appetizer.

Duncanpup

(13,689 posts)

5. Good point.

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 05:23 PM

Nov 2023

slightlv

(4,325 posts)

6. When I was a kid,

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 05:35 PM

Nov 2023

we taught our English Setter not to beg by promising him the last bite of whatever we were eating... and then making sure he got the last bite. He kept a sly on everyone throughout the meal, of course... but wouldn't come to us with the sad eyes until we were getting close to that last bite!

I'm working on my current dog... a true mutt the size of a pony... to do the same thing. But he's not as smart as my other dogs; he constantly stares right now and all Mama will say is "Wait until the last bite!" (LOL)

jpak

(41,780 posts)

7. "A true mutt the size of a pony" lol

Reply to slightlv (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 05:39 PM

Nov 2023

We need pictures.

Aussie105

(6,260 posts)

8. Well known fact:

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Nov 6, 2023, 07:31 PM

Nov 2023

The love dogs have for humans depends greatly on the stomach filling potential humans represent to dogs.

They all give you the 'I am starving, please feed me!' eyes, but goldies and labradors are the worst.

roamer65

(37,162 posts)

9. Reminds me of my sister's English Lab.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed Nov 22, 2023, 10:59 PM

Nov 2023

She works the table pretty good.

I usually try to sneak her something.

This is her first Thanksgiving I can do it.

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