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Duncanpup

(13,689 posts)
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 05:31 PM Mar 2024

Just heard my mother in law hollering at Dunc.

He came running past me with one of her unmentionables undergarment a bra in his mouth and grandma following hot on his fluffy ass.

Dude is not a golden retriever he’s a golden taker he loves to play chase me. She is reading him the riot act you stop stealing my clothes now I have to hand wash this again she’s telling him.

Awhile back i couldn’t find one of my tennis shoes then one day I went to let shithead in and he sat there with the shoe in his mouth.

No clue how long it was out in backyard he just gives you the look it’s mine now golden creep.

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AllaN01Bear

(23,042 posts)
4. my dog from when i was a kid . rip bandit, got moms falsies . ohm myy. plays the first few bars of the old tv show
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 05:41 PM
Mar 2024

dragnet.

calimary

(84,312 posts)
14. I actually laughed out loud at this one!
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 09:10 PM
Mar 2024

Lots of fur babies have shared our home and generated lots of good stories, but not a one beats yours, AllaN01Bear!

 

MOMFUDSKI

(7,080 posts)
5. My little Zooey was an out-and-out thief!
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 06:09 PM
Mar 2024

Stole neighbor’s tennis balls, slippers, mink teddy bear. If a door was open she was IN. And wouldn’t come out empty-handed. Still miss her.

catbyte

(35,766 posts)
6. Well, that's one way to get your exercise, lol.
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 06:27 PM
Mar 2024

Cats aren't innocent either. Last December 23, I had taken Rosie out for her walk and when we got back I couldn't find my keys anywhere. I usually place my keys on a hook by the door when I first come in but that day I was distracted and didn't. I tore my apartment apart looking for them and even retraced the steps that Rosie and I took during our walk. It was driving me crazy and it threatened to torpedo my plans to go to a friend's house on Christmas Day because sometimes my door doesn't stay closed if it's not locked and I couldn't risk my cats getting out and running all over the building. The leasing office was closed for the holiday so there was no way I could get a spare set. I had an extra key fob for my car but I couldn't go anywhere because my door wouldn't shut properly.

So I got up the next day and searched everywhere again. No luck. When I thought all hope was lost, I noticed something shiny in the litter box. Peeking out was the corner of my car key fob. My keys had turned into a cat toy and one of them buried my keys in the litterbox. SO GROSS. Luckily, I acquired one of those Phone Soap UV sanitizers during Covid to sanitize my phone, credit cards, driver's license, etc. I rinsed them off then threw them in that thing and ran it through about 10 cycles.

I'll never forget to immediately hang up my keys again.

japple

(10,320 posts)
7. We had a cocker spaniel when I was 13 who stole everything he could get his
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 06:30 PM
Mar 2024

teeth on. One day he stole one of our neighbor's shoes and the next day he went back and got the other one. He would steal clothes off the neighbors' clotheslines. One day he came home with a naked Barbie doll in his mouth!

MLAA

(18,598 posts)
8. Him going back for the second show made me laugh out loud.
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 07:41 PM
Mar 2024

A friend’s beagle named Buster came in one day with a crown rib roast still wrapped in plastic.

Ligyron

(7,892 posts)
16. Me too!
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 09:27 PM
Mar 2024

But that beagle ... what a Good Boy!

Totally deserves the bones from that roast. Aww, what the heck, a whole rib-eye too.

japple

(10,320 posts)
17. He stole a bra off someone's clothesline and she called on the phone raising
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 10:19 PM
Mar 2024

hell. My brother, sister and I were all laughing so hard that our Mom couldn't carry on a straight conversation. This was back in the days of land line telephones. He was named Duke, but we always called him Dookie. What a sweeeet boy. He loved PB sandwiches and marshmallows.

Dem2theMax

(10,274 posts)
9. I'm thoroughly enjoying the laugh I'm having at your mother-in-law's expense!
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 07:47 PM
Mar 2024

Reminds me of a dog I used to take care of when my friends would go on vacation.

Her name was Sheba, and she had a sock fetish.

It took a while to learn that if you ever wanted to see your socks again, NEVER throw them on the floor. I don't know where she took them, I don't know where she hid them. But if she got them, they were history.

Biophilic

(4,738 posts)
10. We had a lab when I was young that roamed the neighborhood.
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 07:54 PM
Mar 2024

One evening she came home with a perfectly cooked steak in her mouth. Not even a tooth mark. My parents called around the neighborhood to their friends to see who was missing a sirloin steak. No one admitted to ownership. It remind a mystery what poor family lost its steak. My sister voted we should eat it, but foolishly my parents said no. No one got the beautiful steak.

soldierant

(7,892 posts)
12. There was a cat in I think it was California
Fri Mar 29, 2024, 08:22 PM
Mar 2024

who was allowed out at night and would bring something home every morning. The put a body cam on him and oh my! He was all over the neighborhood. Tey apologized to al the neighbors of course Now when anything is missing they know whee to look. It's been a minute since I saw thia, but it must be somewhere - the internet never forgets.

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