Dunc and the man we ran into a group of little ones on a morning walk.
I saw them coming towards us each child holding the rope one summer counselor in the lead another summer counselor at rear child care at local church.
I thought come on Dunc let’s cross street and the golden shithead went on strike. Waiting sitting like a mule as i tugged on his harness refusing to move he knew what awaited him if he hung out.
Kids gave out pets scratches and then the flop and roll to present his belly to the little children. I got his golden ass moving after few minutes.
I’ll just drop his leash and walk away he doesn’t like that. He will carry his leash in his mouth and Grrrrrr as to say here we need to be attached what is your malfunction man.
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At least he understands leash rules. 
Whenever he's walking by with his family and he sees me, he drops to the ground and won't budge until I come up and give him some belly rubs. I was pulling out of my driveway one day to head to work and he ran up to my car and but his head into the window. I felt like I was getting pulled over by a K9 officer. I gave him plenty of pets and he let me off with a warning. 
Anyway, Wally reminds me of you and Duncan all the time. 