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Duncanpup

(13,752 posts)
Mon Dec 16, 2024, 09:23 AM Monday

I just hope my homeowner insurance does not find out I have two predators living here.

Dunc the golden retriever and Ms. Corgi bunny bum home defense.
The delivery person must have surly felt his life was in danger after knocking on our door just now . If I was that guy I’d go back to warehouse and say I’m done for today i had close call with two vicious woofs i do not need this shit.

And then when we walk these two on dismounted patrol example Sunday we ran into some hostile squirrels it could have gone totally a squirrel massacre definitely the local news possibly world news would have covered it.

If that would have happened i would have just dropped the leash and stood in the crowd of onlookers asking i wonder where the owner of those two vicious K-9 is at.

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I just hope my homeowner insurance does not find out I have two predators living here. (Original Post) Duncanpup Monday OP
Who's unruly dog is that ? magicarpet Monday #1
Home security system par excellence! japple Monday #2
Duncanpup Diamond_Dog Monday #3
Hilarious Diamond dog Duncanpup Monday #4
Ms. Corgi Bunny Bum!!!! Siwsan Monday #5
HA !!!!!!! Karadeniz Monday #6

magicarpet

(16,893 posts)
1. Who's unruly dog is that ?
Mon Dec 16, 2024, 09:42 AM
Monday

I just don't know.

Someone should call the animal control officer.

Diamond_Dog

(35,118 posts)
3. Duncanpup
Mon Dec 16, 2024, 09:46 AM
Monday

Imagine if we combined platoons. Delivery people would demand hazard pay. And squirrels would self deport.

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