“The Glass Cabin Republicans are happy to announce the success of the party they secretly held on October 31st of last year at Washington DC’s famed Town Danceboutique. The name and theme of the event was Staying In, which refers to ongoing efforts to keep the group’s members in office by keeping them in the closet. The organization had not held a public event of this size since it’s founding 152 years ago. The organization decided to take a risk because they believe it will be an important networking tool and a good chance to party among like-minded people.”

“A lot like a Log Cabin Republican event, but with more shame, denial and self-loathing.”