I told a Somali vet happy birthday he turned 50 today

He’s is former 10th mountain and a fine teamster co worker. I said since we’re in a pandemic. I’ll be over later to burn tires in your driveway and throw bottles and rocks at the house. We can do a social distance birthday party.

He asked me to hold off until 08:30 to start until his wife leaves for work. I said no problem bro should I bring cake he said nah. You could bring a case of beer.