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CaliforniaPeggy

(151,887 posts)
Mon Oct 28, 2024, 08:01 PM Oct 28

Some funnies from a friend of mine:

Mondays are Mondays


Optometrist's office
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place

Plumber's truck
We repair what your husband fixed

Tire shop
Invite us to your next blowout

Electrician's truck
Let us remove your shorts

Maternity room door
Push. Push. Push.

Car dealership
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment

Muffler shop
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming

Veterinary's waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! stay!

Restaurant window
Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up

Funeral home
Drive carefully. We'll wait

Radiator shop
Best place in town to take a leak

Septic tank truck
Caution - this truck is full of political promises


These made me smile and I hope they do the same for you!
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Some funnies from a friend of mine: (Original Post) CaliforniaPeggy Oct 28 OP
Hilarious MLAA Oct 28 #1
TY Peggy! Those are great! Diamond_Dog Oct 28 #2
Wonderful post! anciano Oct 28 #3
Funny. Here's one I saw.... IcyPeas Oct 29 #4
Thanks Peggy DeeDeeNY Oct 29 #5

Diamond_Dog

(34,481 posts)
2. TY Peggy! Those are great!
Mon Oct 28, 2024, 08:07 PM
Oct 28

Definitely passing them on!

There used to be a septic tank business around here whose motto on the side of their trucks stated,

“Your Number Two Business Is Our Number One Business”

IcyPeas

(22,557 posts)
4. Funny. Here's one I saw....
Tue Oct 29, 2024, 12:07 AM
Oct 29

There was a travel agent in my neighborhood and there was a sign on their door that said

PLEASE GO AWAY

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