not going to throw them out.

still hilarious to me. Not sure what crimes coffee committed against Damon.

I can eat good NY deli type chicken salad.....until I’m physically ill.

but i know there's lots of crappy chicken salad out there, I feel Damon is traumatized.

They're one of the most delicious things on the planet.

dates with goat cheese filling wrapped in bacon.

Also keeping the chutney (which I suppose could be called "relish" ...if you are a cretin), the tiramisu AND the bleu cheese to eat with my green apples.

And that is all I have to say about that.

Arugula , roasted beets, goat cheese, walnuts with pomegranate salad dressing.

Have to try the pomegranate.

Everbody, hands off mah Twizzlers!

Early on in my tenure in DC, I was living near Howard back before "gentrification" was a word. My neighbor Tariq invited me over to his alley party (this is a DC thing: a block of rowhouses is split north-south by an alley and you don't need to hassle with a permit for a block party in the alley*). I knew not to show up light, so I brought a case of beer and, since I figured food would be good, a potato salad. He asked me what I brought and the beer was rapidly whisked away, and when I said "and potato salad", I don't think the DJ *actually* scratched the record but it felt like that. But T's face lit up a second later and he said, "oh, shit, you're from Mississippi, right? go on then". Among the proudest moments of my culinary career.

* Also if you're up to no good as most of us were when you come over to party you enter through the alley door. I used to tell friends "go into the alley between 10th and 11th and then turn right at the illegal chop shop". Nobody ever got lost. Man I miss living in DC.

lol , #PotatoSaladTruths

Green bean casserole
Dates
Tiramisu
Beets
Gin
Hard pretzels
Muffins
Brownies
Relish
Unsweetened iced tea
Coffee
Pickles
Your potato salad if you’re a white person with no Southern roots (I like my potato salad)
Licorice
Chicken salad
Tuna casserole
Baked potatoes

The other items can go.

I've really tried with green bean casserole and I cannot do it, I just can't.

Made them not just tolerable but delicious. Must get recipe. Probably involves lots of fat and salt.... ;->

When it works out that way ...You're invited to a thanksgiving and a dish you can't stand was actually done nice. lol

boil two eggs and put them in your gloves. When you get to work, your breakfast is ready. That alone should keep them off this shitlist.

but celery? baked potatoes? i like iceburg. that used to be gourmet let†uce. i make a bitchin 'depression' no mayo potato salad. + he never had sauerkraut(bavarian) baked w/ pork chops/pork ribs. even better when fried in cast iron for repeats. otherwise its shit.

Pina Colada jello stays in this house.

OK, I'll play.

Target used to have the finest tiramisu on the planet in their freezer case and now mine doesn't.

Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Not on the list, however Tofu needs to go. Eeeew!

Paneer > tofu.

( tho I don't hate it, I've had some nice kale dishes)

but I am not about to throw all of these great foods into the garbage including the romaine lettuce I have eaten for several days with no ill effects! Bye bye!