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MADem

(135,425 posts)
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 05:05 PM Feb 2013

A letter from a Farm Kid who joined the USMC, and is now at recruit training in San Diego


Dear Ma and Pa,


I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.



I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.



Men got to shave but that is not so bad, there's plenty of warm water for everyone. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer they can always sit by a couple of those city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.



We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city folks get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.



The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.



This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it.


You don't even load your own cartridges They come in boxes.



Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.



Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this easy-peasey setup and come stampeding in.




Your loving daughter,
Alice

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A letter from a Farm Kid who joined the USMC, and is now at recruit training in San Diego (Original Post) MADem Feb 2013 OP
ROFL n/t kdmorris Feb 2013 #1
I thought it was pretty cute until I read the last two lines. SwissTony Feb 2013 #2
OH yeah - - Laughing out loud alright ConcernedCanuk Mar 2013 #3
LOL, AWESOME! 47of74 Mar 2013 #4
It's an old concept...but this one, I thought, was really well done! nt MADem Mar 2013 #5
Pretty cute oldandhappy Mar 2013 #6
I never get tired of it! nt MADem Mar 2013 #7
"Your loving daughter, Alice " - LOL ConcernedCanuk Mar 2013 #8

SwissTony

(2,560 posts)
2. I thought it was pretty cute until I read the last two lines.
Fri Feb 15, 2013, 11:29 AM
Feb 2013

Then it became outright ROFL!!!!

Great post, my friend.

 

ConcernedCanuk

(13,509 posts)
3. OH yeah - - Laughing out loud alright
Sun Mar 3, 2013, 09:47 PM
Mar 2013

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was already gonna reply

but the

"Your loving daughter,
Alice "

at the end was a killer

still chuckling



good one

 

ConcernedCanuk

(13,509 posts)
8. "Your loving daughter, Alice " - LOL
Sun Mar 24, 2013, 11:25 PM
Mar 2013

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just my way to give this a well deserved kick!

Some say laughter is the best medicine.

This works for me!

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