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Duncanpup

(13,646 posts)
Sun Mar 17, 2024, 05:45 AM Mar 2024

Four reasons we know Jesus was Irish.

1- He lived at home until he was thirty.
2- He went out drinking with his buddies before he died.
3- His mother thought he was God.
4- He thought his mother was a virgin.

Told to me by a descendant of the Irish at bakery this morning.

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Four reasons we know Jesus was Irish. (Original Post) Duncanpup Mar 2024 OP
An oldie, but still a goodie! niyad Mar 2024 #1
The wife of the owner told me this joke. Duncanpup Mar 2024 #2
yummmmmm apple danish! What a delight it would be to share with you niyad Mar 2024 #3
Shouldn't you have gotten COL Mustard Mar 2024 #10
Yeah, well St. Patrick was said to scare all the snakes out of Ireland bucolic_frolic Mar 2024 #4
😃 Duncanpup Mar 2024 #5
Good one! ananda Mar 2024 #6
Of course he's Irish. mwooldri Mar 2024 #7
I need tickets for your next show. Duncanpup Mar 2024 #9
Snort! niyad Mar 2024 #11
Lol Joinfortmill Mar 2024 #8
5 & 6: white, with blue eyes. ret5hd Mar 2024 #12

Duncanpup

(13,646 posts)
2. The wife of the owner told me this joke.
Sun Mar 17, 2024, 06:28 AM
Mar 2024

I laughed so hard. If you lived close I’d have you over for danish from bakery this morning.
Blueberry
Lemon
Apple.

I had one blueberry Dunc pup was like share dad.

bucolic_frolic

(46,561 posts)
4. Yeah, well St. Patrick was said to scare all the snakes out of Ireland
Sun Mar 17, 2024, 06:40 AM
Mar 2024

and they're still kissing the Blarney Stone

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