An old joke

For some reason, when I read that traitor violated the gag order this morning, I thought of this old joke. I updated it a little.

A magat had just gotten a new pickup and was out for a drive when he cut off another driver . The driver motioned for the magat to pull over. When he did, the offended driver got out of his car holding a piece of chalk. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly said, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to the magat's car and cut up its leather seats. When he turned around, the magat had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a bat out of his pickup truck and breaks every window in the magat's car. When he turns and looks, the magat has a smile on his face.

The offended driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all its tires.

Now the magat is laughing.

The offended driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on the magat's car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and the magat is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the offended driver asked.

And the magat replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"